Romance of the Three Kingdoms 29

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei have been separate from their beloved Liu Bei for a while now, but at long last the time has come for their long-awaited reunion. Will love be in the air as the HARD GAY brothers rediscover each other?

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Where better to have a strategy meeting than the house of a random farmer?

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Just as you would expect a horse thief to do, really.

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It’s also the only named horse of the era.

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Despite Liu Bei’s argument that there are many men with long beards, some people just can’t accept that a bearded man could be anyone other than Guan Yu.

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Even criminals want to join the path of righteousness when Liu Bei and his brothers are around.

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Just as there is only one bearded man of note, there is only one named drunkard- Zhang Fei.
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Guan Yu seems eager to get down to HARD GAY.

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What is ROTK without ‘Damn you’?

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Zhang Fei is unwilling to have HARD GAY with a man who slept with Cao Cao.

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Guan Yu tries to convince Zhang Fei that they should reconcile.

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Zhang Fei still isn’t having any of it.

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Only a show of ‘spears’ can resolve this.

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Zhang Fei goes so far as to suspect that Guan Yu wants to send him to Cao Cao for HARD GAY.

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Zhang Fei wants Guan Yu to have HARD GAY with Cai Yang so that he can judge whether or not his technique has been influenced by nights with Cao Cao.

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Finally, the two brothers are able to reconcile.

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Who couldn’t be loyal to the Lord of Righteousness?

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A friend of Liu Bei is a friend of Justice.

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Each and every one of Liu Bei’s strategies are flawless and superlative.

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Yuan Shao is a man who always gives it his all and exhausts every avenue.

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Liu Bei offers to persuade Liu Bao by giving him HARD GAY. Who could refuse such an offer?

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Yuan Shao is nothing if not overly ambitious.

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At long last, Guan Yu and Liu Bei are reunited.

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Everyone recognises the face of Liu Bei.

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Zhao Yun returns to join in with the HARD GAY.

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How could anyone mistake men loyal to Liu Bei as a mere bunch of robbers?

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Guan Ping is eager to start a relationship with Guan Yu.

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Unfortunately for him, Guan Yu has standards to maintain.

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He does, however, offer to adopt Guan Ping and teach him HARD GAY techniques.

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Zhang Fei is overjoyed to be by Liu Bei’s side once again.

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This is the extent of the attention that can be given to Wu.