“Damn, I can’t read the rest of the instructions- I guess that’s the end of that.”
Back in the present, Robespierre invites Robin to his hotel room and has him slip into something more comfortable.
“Now, I don’t care what previous experience you’ve had- until I tell you otherwise, you are just my trainee.”
“Fine- I’ll place myself in your hands, but you’d better have something good to teach me.”
“I hope, for your sake, that you were being facetious with that remark.”
“Lia, did you touch my HARD GAY book?”
“My shortlist of lovers was in here!”
“Why did you do it?”
“It was for your own good.”
“Don’t think that this will keep me STRAIGHT- I’ve chosen HARD GAY, and that’s final!”
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d’Eon enquires as to where he can find some BI.
“I’m afraid we only offer HARD GAY around here.”
“Oh, is that so?”
“I guess I’ll have to make do with that, then.”
“Excellent choice, sir- why, I’ll service you myself!”
“Yes, sir- just wait in that carriage and I’ll be with you in a moment.”
d’Eon awaits his partner.
(“What am I doing, resorting to old fashioned HARD GAY?”)
Elsewhere, Broglie rests in post-coital bliss.
“Still in bed, Broglie?”
“You can jump in with me if you’d like, Your Majesty.”
“Uh, I think I’ll pass…I’m very busy with affairs of state and all that, you know.”
In his room, Louis decides to look up potential alternative partners before he is forced to sleep with Broglie again.
“Your ideal partner is…Broglie.”
“What’s this? I can’t even trust a book to give me reasonable suggestions.”
“I’ll just rip out that page and start over.”
“What’s happening? Oh no, I must have caught something from Broglie!”
“Well, at least that HARD GAY got my sword warmed up again.”
d’Eon slips into the Versailles Factor studio.
“I’m sorry to say this, d’Eon, but Anna is dead…”
“…and worse yet, the show’s been cancelled!”
“But I applied to be a contestant! Does this mean I won’t get to be on TV?”
“I’m very sorry, but you won’t be appearing any time soon.”
“Damn- my book was rejected and now my singing career can’t even get off the ground! How am I going to become a celebrity now?”
To take his mind off the disappointment, d’Eon decides to find out just who that Anna person was anyway.
Meanwhile, the Dauphin and his assistants prepare to take over hosting Play Your Cards Right.
“Now to find out who Anna is!”
“I can’t say she looks familiar.”
“Still, while I’m here, I may as well try some CORPSE.”
“Okay, now that I’ve had my fill of women, I swear to have Sword with the next man I meet!”
“On second thought, I’d better make that the next but one.”
“This is so humiliating! Why don’t you just sleep with me instead of having me find you a partner?”
“Just the thought of getting into bed with you makes me feel sick.”
“Well, then, perhaps you’d be satisfied with the King.”
“I’m sorry, d’Eon, but I seem to have caught a rather nasty disease. I think you’d be better off not sleeping with me.”
“Ah, I see- that is regrettable.”
“In that case, allow my sword to put an end to you before you contaminate any other men!”