Pumpkin Scissors parody 6 part II


“Excuse me, do you know anything about BI?”


“I don’t think we’re going to get any BI here- these people are completely inexperienced.”


“But I want some BI!”


“Look, these people clearly don’t want BI with us. Let’s just leave them to have GENERIC.”


“I may never go back to normal food again!”


“I can’t believe they wouldn’t give us so much as a hint of BI!”


“They clearly don’t want to Pleasure just anyone who comes by- even if we are main characters.”


“They have to be cautious- they’re probably selling backstreet Pleasure.”


“It’s probably for the best that they didn’t give us BI- their procedures may not even be safe.”


“I’m not worried about the risks of BI with these people!”


“You should be- you don’t want to catch anything.”


“Just leave it to me- I’m used to getting HARD GAY and BI no matter what the circumstances!”


“What’s this? Don’t soldiers get enough Pleasure in the barracks without having to come to a place like this?”


“Heh, I just thought I’d give one of my old partners a visit.”


“So I see you joined the army to get your fix of HARD GAY.”


“Are you here for HARD GAY?”


“Actually, we want BI- and we already have a specific partner in mind.”


“You have enough partners already, so don’t get greedy.”


“Now go away so that I can service some clients.”


“Now listen here- we’re main characters!”


“He doesn’t respond well to women; let me handle him- in every sense of the word, if you know what I mean.”


“Now just wait a moment, Oreld- do you think I have any respect for someone who’s gone and got himself involved with BI?”


“But…BI is the future!”


“Hey, why not just call it quits with the whole BI thing and come back to good old HARD GAY?”


“Your current partners don’t look like they’re up to much, to be honest.”


“Don’t say that until you’ve tried our services!”


“We have relieved the frustrations of many who lost their lovers in the war!”


“Yeah, yeah, whatever…”


“You can’t possibly hope to replace people’s nearest and dearest with your ineffectual BI!”


“Anyway, I bet you don’t even have the stamina to deal with everyone who wants some!”


“Why don’t you shut up, Small Guy?”


“What did you just call me?”


“Just because we don’t like to boast about our abilities, you think your unimpressive Liang is superior to ours!?”


“So, are you saying your Liang is Zhuge?”


“Maybe the boys here should take a look.”


“Go on then, try me- if you can take it.”


“Well, I guess I’m just too intense for you.”


“You’re not ready to sleep with the master.”


“After all that, we still don’t have a partner.”


“I find if I drink too much ‘juice’, I tend to pass out from ‘acid indigestion’.”


“Excuse me, sir, but could I have some HARD GAY?”


“Uh, okay then.”


“Hooray!”


“That was good HARD GAY!”


“See, even without parents to teach him, a child can learn all about HARD GAY.”


“The baby will be no different- after all, he already has the aptitude for it.”


“You’re right- now let’s find partners for ourselves!”


“Looks like there’s no BI to be had in this town after all.”


“In the end, I had to service the Lieutenant- and she was pretty demanding, I can tell you that.”


“You see- I told you I could just pick her out!”


“I thought the army would teach him HARD GAY, and then he could make a living off of it.”


“Ridiculous! We don’t raise children to sell HARD GAY; we raise them to service us!”


“I thought I still had a chance to turn him STRAIGHT, but now it’s too late!”

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