Pumpkin Scissors parody 7 part II


He is put off by the idea of his Zhuge Liang going into that mouth.


“I’m ready for you, Randel!”


“This isn’t really a good location for HARD GAY.”


“Yeah, I know, we’re having to do it behind a bush.”


“Look at all these HARD GAY supplies- maybe he really does have a new method.”


“Then again, doesn’t look like he’s used it in a while.”


“Is he abstaining from HARD GAY? How can anyone do such a thing?”


“My HARD GAY sense is tingling- Guns at the ready!”


“Oh, and dogs too.”


“Rifle and DOG double session, here we go!”


“I don’t know what we’re having, but it isn’t regular Rifle!”


“They really take HARD GAY to the next level!”


“I can feel the intensity from here.”


“Could they have upgraded their Rifle?”


“I didn’t even know Semi-Automatic was an acceptable form of Rifle yet!”


“We don’t know the correct protocols for this sort of HARD GAY!”


“Sir, my Rifle has malfunctioned again.”


“Fine, we’ll call an end to this session.”


“It’s only right to try a new sort of HARD GAY after dark.”


“But how are we supposed to learn this new method if we can’t even see our own Liangs?”


Let’s take a brief ad break to advertise upcoming series “The Adventures of Mercury”. Run, Mer-kun, run!


“Hmm, this sort of HARD GAY doesn’t look very safe.”


“Hey Randel, where are you off to?”


“Are you going to have HARD GAY with him?”


“It is my duty as a member of the blue light district.”


“You know, if you really want the poor to have Sword, you can just pay for them to hire a partner instead of doing it yourself.”


“I don’t think you understand how much Sword means to me.”


“Are you serious?”


“Maybe this isn’t such a bad thing after all- I will give up STRAIGHT and devote myself to having Sword with you!”


“Yes, if you want Sword, let us both have Sword!”


“Uh, excuse me, I think I hear my dog calling.”


The Adventures of Mercury, coming this spring to a channel near you.


“Do you have a taste for DOG as well?”


“Yes, do you mind if I do it in your carriage?”


“I can’t waste a single moment- farewell!”


Meanwhile, Randel is indulging in some HARD GAY.


“This is intense, but I can’t get enough of it!”


“How could you initiate HARD GAY without me to supervise?”


“Here, let’s make it BI.”


Remember, always carry protection with you.


“Okay, that’s enough HARD GAY for today.”


“I only like long range Pleasure!”


“Looks like I missed out on the best parts.”


“I thought this was going to be an all male session.”


“I have the authority to turn it BI if I so wish.”


Lord Ian explains how he gained the Rifles from a mysterious HARD GAY trafficker.


“Hmm, let’s take a closer look at the future of HARD GAY.”


“I needed something like this- the civilians are so demanding when it comes to HARD GAY.”


“Surely you had servants to dispense HARD GAY to the needy.”


“My only remaining servants are the ones who are committed to having HARD GAY with me and me alone!”


“Let’s hand him over to the police- he’ll get plenty of HARD GAY from them, and it won’t endanger civilians.”


“It’s clear he was seduced by the power of this new Rifle.”


“Nonetheless, now that we have lost out on Tank, it is only right that we take Rifle to replace it.”


“Excuse me, are we still having STRAIGHT or what?”


“Why have STRAIGHT with him when you’ve got me?”


“What’s going on? Is she having STRAIGHT with two guys?”


“This guy is my real fiancé- the other is just a comedy sidekick.”


“Wait, I wasn’t told about this! When they called me back, I thought it was because I aced the audition for the role of Alice’s fiancé!”


“Take a look at your contract and you’ll see how unimportant you are.”


“Unlike him, I am wholeheartedly in support of women trying different things.”


“I’ll be back next week! Or if not then, the week after!”


“Are you even on the cast list?”