Winter Cicada 2: Forget HARD GAY, this has real hard yaoi

This is less a parody and more a mere summary of what happened.


“Our love must be tragic and difficult from now on.”


“Have you been seeing other men, Kusaka? How dare you when you have generics like us to sleep with!”


“You generics become entranced by the Liangs in front of you, but you never plan ahead for a long-term relationship!”


“In the end, they had their way with me, knowing I wouldn’t reciprocate.”


“It is a land of tea and scones.”


“No, I was referring to the London in Japan.”


“…but England actually has its own HARD GAY.”


“Celibacy sucks.”


“England will be a good place for you- you’ll be able to apply all the HARD GAY skills you have learned.”


“You’ll learn a lot by taking more partners.”


“Look, I really am HARD GAY for you!”


“I don’t want it to be just a parody any more! Yaoi forever!”


“Start by gripping my Liang, then.”


“A man shouldn’t be proud of his skin- only his Liang.”


“Of course, I am well trained in the art of the Sword.”


“When I was young, I would have HARD GAY with anyone, so I am not in as perfect condition as you might like.”


“Is it in good condition?”


“Oh yes- I was usually the one who took the Sword in those days, not the one who gave it.”


“I should have known- you wouldn’t even give someone Sword in exchange for your life.”


“This time, however, you must give the Sword instead of just taking it.”


There is an actual sex scene at this point, so please enjoy this field of flowers instead.


Here we see the clock tower of Big Ben, thrusting proudly into the sky.


“The Zhuge Liangs of England are amazing!”


“Akizuki, I wish you could try the English method of HARD GAY.”


“…like my Zhuge Liang.”


“’This is great HARD GAY’, you would say.”


“I would teach Japan new methods of HARD GAY.”


“I long to plunge my Arrow into your waiting Target.”


Back in Japan, Cannon is becoming popular.


“Cannon is the future of HARD GAY.”


“Sword is nothing, a mere relic of the past.”


“Too bad, Sword is what I want.”


Upon first glance, I thought he was saying ‘pretty boys’.


Kusaka’s comrades begin to worry that he has become a nymphomaniac.


“He’s so voracious that he even wants CORPSE.”


“Forget CORPSE, I’m happy with HORSE.”


“I’m not in the mood right now!”


“Without Kusaka, all I want is Hyper Self Pleasure.”


“HORSE!”


“If you die, I cannot have regular HARD GAY with you!”


“Kusaka, I have longed for HARD GAY with you for so long- please relieve my frustrations.”


“I’ll be with you in a moment- just let me give quick Sword to this generic!”


“It’s your turn now!”


“Is this really Kusaka? Once I was the only man he needed, but now he even whips his Sword out for a passing generic!”

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