Pumpkin Scissors parody 15 part II


Hunks finally turns up for a HARD GAY appointment.


“Well, I guess that wasn’t bad HARD GAY, if not really worth the wait.”


“Hey, I showed you my Liang- at least respond in kind!”


“And I know you’re well aware of the Viagra problem.”


“Viagra? I have no idea what you’re talking about.”


“And now I have to go and take some Viagra- er, just forget I said that.”


“What’s this? Has he got another man?”


“…manage it without Viagra.”


“If they’re arranging HARD GAY, I’d like to be a part of it.”


“We’re getting written complaints from the viewers!”


“Woman spotted! Activate BI mode!”


“That generic from last episode!”


“I have a name, you know.”


“I know you- you’re that BI maniac.”


“It’s okay, though- I’m into that sort of thing.”


“You are? Usually the girls resist a bit at first, but you’re up for it already, I see.”


“Let’s get started right away.”


“Hey, what about me?”


“I just can’t give Pleasure without Viagra anymore.”


“Hello, I’m here to pay for BI with your daughter.”


“I get BI, you get Viagra- it’s win-win.”


“Stop trying to make me look bad on TV!”


“Didn’t you know? She’s already started selling BI for money.”


“I can’t wait to try her BI for myself.”


“You can have BI for free any time at HQ!”


“That’s what really turns me on!”


(“We’d better look disapproving, even though we’d secretly like that.”)


“I thought you were one of the good guys!”


“I thought you wanted BI- you can’t back out now!”


(“Damn you- only I get to have BI with my daughter!”)


(“If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.”)


“Hey, Oreld, cut me in on the BI too!”


“How presumptuous of you mere generics!”


“You’ve spent it all on Viagra!”


“You can’t even get it up without Viagra!”


“She’s mine!”


“You can act honourable now, but the moment you need more Viagra, you’ll be back to the old ways.”


“She’s the only BI partner I have left- I only used the Viagra to Pleasure her properly!”


“We may only be generics, but we can make a living out of good BI!”


“We’ll even do it without Viagra!”


(“Reverse psychology- works every time.”)


“I’m here to give you your HARD GAY!”


“I thought I was supposed to be Pleasuring the boss tonight.”


“Er, it looks like there’s going to be some plot progression at long last.”


“The boss forces us to have painful and unpleasant Cane!”


“Then, the next morning we learn that he’s bought in fresh Viagra.”


“If we catch that ugly guy buying Viagra, we can stop this endless round of catch and release.”


“So, when’s the next Viagra and Cane Night?”


“Conveniently enough, it’s tonight.”


“I’m not just a generic underling, you know- I have a tragic back story too!”


“…he showed me that even someone like me can have BI.”


“He taught us basic techniques, gave us generic uniforms…”


“In the end, though, we’re just Pleasure toys for him.”


“Yeah, whatever- let’s go out and get on with the plot.”


“Don’t you think we’ve arrested you enough times already?”


“Uh, before you go out- I need to keep Oreld here for Pleasure.”


“Don’t you usually go for Randel?”


“If you’re here, we can ask him for a threesome!”


“All right, let’s get this arc over with!”


“Lieutenant, would you mind letting me have the Flaming Pleasure guy?”


“He’s exactly my type!”


“We have BI as a team.”


“His Liang is so Zhuge!”


“We’ve got no time for your personal HARD GAY whims, Randel.”


“Gwakaka, everyone thinks I’m a main boss but I’m just a mid-boss!”


“It is a wheel, silver in colour.”