Welcome to a brand new parody series, set in a world where everyone is out for some HARD GAY- and they don’t just want the normal kind, they like it as kinky as it can get. But who will get the most- big brother Ryou, main character Shin, or dual-personality shota Jun? Read on to find out…or not.
“I really thought you were better endowed than this.”
“No matter what you say about me, just face the fact that your Liang is smaller than mine.”
“I can’t believe Brother gave us such lacklustre HARD GAY.”
“I mean come on- look at this Sword!”
“Hey Jun, I had the greatest HARD GAY experience the other night!”
“I swear the other guy’s Liang was this Zhuge!”
“It turned into BI!”
Ryou considers how to dispose of his latest sex slave.
“Hey, are you into HARD GAY?”
“I’ve kinda become addicted to it myself.”
“I always thought I was STRAIGHT, but people seem to like my HARD GAY.”
“Hey, would you mind doing me?”
“I’m more used to taking it than giving it.”
“Oh come on, it’s not hard to learn.”
“Okay, okay, just slip it in.”
“Is this okay?”
“Not quite- I can take more.”
“So I grab it with my hand, and then- okay, I’ve got it.”
“Now let’s do it for real.”
“Oh man, this is awesome!”
“All right, stick it in again!”
“No way- we don’t even have any lubricant!”
“I’m the one risking my butt- if I want more, who’s he to say no?”
“Excuse me, but are you into girls as well?”
“I really want to get into the kinky stuff.”
“Hmm, I guess we can try it- as long as you don’t tell anyone I’m STRAIGHT.”
“I’m not going to do it with a girl in public, though.”
“Hey, are you and the new guy in a relationship already?”
Jun catches Shin having some sneaky Hyper Self Pleasure.
“Sorry, my grasp of gender isn’t so great.”
“Hey, let’s do it again!”
“I know you got off on me!”
“Hey, pansies, wanna do it with a real man?”
“I’ve known about HARD GAY since I was young.”
“That’s nothing special.”
“…tried to take me against my will! What a nightmare!”
“I’m that fast.”
“That Liang of yours is really Zhuge now!”
“In my day, it was pretty tame- all we did was nip out for a quick smoke behind the bike shed.”
Ryou tries to juggle different phone sex dates.
The first rule of phone sex is to never agree to meet your partner in person.
“He must be Zhuge!”
“He’s addicted to phone sex!”
“They’re just as bent as the rest of us- in more ways than one!”
“If you’ve had HARD GAY, you should stop pretending to be STRAIGHT!”
“Yeah, but if I call myself BI, I can have women as well!”
One man reacts badly to the loss of his Liang.