The troupe gathers around Kotoha’s bed as Ryouun tends her.
Ryouun: Well, it looks like she isn’t dead- in fact, you could say this whole side story about her getting attacked was rather pointless.
Shiranui goes outside.
Shiranui: Why is my storyline given so little priority? Why wasn’t I the lead? More importantly, why is there a giant Lord’s Head in the sky?
Using the power of HARD GAY, Akidzuki penetrates the BI barrier protecting Final Boss Castle. From his boss chamber, Soutetsu watches.
Soutetsu: Excellent, the final level has begun! Now I will eradicate the last remnants of HARD GAY and usher in a BI future! Continue reading “Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto parody episode 26 [end]”
Akidzuki and Kanna commence their Pleasure- Akidzuki using HARD GAY Sword, whilst Kanna relies on BI Gun.
Kanna: I am finally free! Kakunojo has cleansed me of my hatred of BI and need for outdated HARD GAY, and so I am finally free to experience heights of Pleasure I never knew before!
(Akidzuki: You fool, your Gun will never be a match for my Sword!)
Their intense session continues, with both men wounding each other. They fall into the sea. Continue reading “Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto parody episode 25”
Hijikata has his photograph taken.
(Hijikata: By placing a personals ad, I might actually find a man who is interested in good old HARD GAY.)
Hijikata: Hey, Tetsunosuke, wouldn’t you like your photo taken too?
Tetsunosuke: Sir, placing an ad is just too embarrassing.
Hijikata: Hmm, well I suppose you don’t need a new partner anyway, since you already have me.
Hijikata goes inside to see Akidzuki. Continue reading “Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto parody episode 24”
On a British ship, Parkes berates the chess piece team.
Parkes: Your BI is awful- simply awful! And as for you, Kanna- I should have never let you handle my Liang! I’m thoroughly disappointed in all of you!
On deck, Kanna contemplates his watch, whilst Queen gets drunk.
(Kanna: How dare Parkes say such things about me? My Liang is far more Zhuge than his!) Continue reading “Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto parody episode 23”
Hijikata has brought Akidzuki back to Ezo.
Hijikata: Akidzuki, I must thank you for giving me some good old HARD GAY, but I’m not sure if bringing you here was the right idea. This is a land of BI and Ezos, neither of which are to your tastes.
Akidzuki: Don’t worry about me- there’s always Hyper Self Pleasure to fall back on. Just promise me that you won’t try to make me have BI with you. Continue reading “Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto parody episode 22”
As Akidzuki rides back into the plot on the Stonewall- a ship designed to withstand Enomoto’s BI and Evil Stare- we go back to three months previously, where Shiranui, Zagashira and Kakashi are wandering around Ezo.
Shiranui: There are so many men with Ezos around here- no wonder Tayu has been keeping Soutetsu to herself.
Zagashira: I hate to say this, but we may have to accept that we are no longer relevant to the plot.
(Kakashi: No way! When’s my arc, then?)
Kobako and Benimaru show Kakashi what they have picked up.
Kakashi: These are rifle bullets- someone had either HARD GAY or BI around here. Continue reading “Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto parody episode 21”
In the freezing snow, Hijikata tries to warm himself up with BI, whilst Enomoto practises Evil Stare.
(Enomoto: Not yet, Hijikata- save your Pleasure for me.)
In a small fishing village, Akidzuki is taken in by the family of the DOG.
Meg: Mum! A main character has washed up on our doorstep- that means we’re going to get screen time!
(Akidzuki: What’s happened? Why am I here with these minor characters?) Continue reading “Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto parody episode 20”
Kakunojo relives her stabbing of Akidzuki in her dreams. She wakes up screaming.
(Kakunojo: Help, I can’t stand being stuck in flashbacks!)
Enomoto’s ship is about to reach the land of Ezo. The generics cheer.
Generics: At last we don’t have to hide our Ezos!
Several minutes of narration sees Enomoto and his people establish their base at Goryoukaku as part of the plan to create a land where men with Ezos need not be ashamed.
Whilst Kakunojo sits indoors, outside historical figure Shimura Tetsunosuke is having Hammer with some WOOD. Doctor Takamatsu Ryouun watches. Continue reading “Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto parody episode 19”
Much to the delight of all the generics waiting for BI, Enomoto comes out onto the deck of his ship.
Generic: It’s Enomoto! He must be planning some special BI!
Samurai Generic: Hmm, let’s not judge his prowess in the bedroom until we see his Liang.
Samurai Generic #2: Yeah, all the rumours say it’s just a Ezo.
Enomoto targets the two samurai with his special move- Evil Stare. Continue reading “Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto parody episode 18”
Two of Hijikata’s compatriots arrive.
Hijikata: Ah, it seems my regular lovers are here. Sorry, Akidzuki, but I must bid you farewell for now.
(Akidzuki: No, don’t leave me- we still need to have many, many more HARD GAY sessions!)
On the deck of Enomoto’s ship, Brunet talks to Soutetsu.
Brunet: What’s up with all these men Enomoto keeps around?
Soutetsu: His appetite for BI has become truly prodigious- why, he hasn’t even left his room in the last few days. Continue reading “Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto parody episode 17”