It’s been a long time since I’ve been able to have an honest-to-goodness rant. I’ve tried to moderate myself and just post my thoughts in the form of structured reviews, but the time has come to break down those barriers and lay into the easiest target of the Spring 2007 season- El Cazador de la Bruja. A series which generated low expectations even before it began, Cazador nonetheless managed to plumb untold depths of dullness and monotony, and much as it pains me to revisit it in any form, this rant shall be a cathartic experience that will justify sitting through those twenty-six episodes in the first place.
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Nadie and Ellis have finished their adventures, and now they seem ready to hand the baton of main character over to someone else and settle down into obscurity. When push comes to shove, however, will they be able to give up being the stars of the show?
Nadie experiences extreme boredom after watching twenty-five episodes of El Cazador. Continue reading “El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 26 [end]”
The final confrontation has arrived, and Rosenberg reveals that all he ever wanted was a passionate night with Ellis! Naturally, Nadie is unwilling to give up her lover, but who will be triumphant in the end?
Ricardo is recovering well after straining his hand during excessive Hyper Self Pleasure. Continue reading “El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 25”
Meeting your online friends in real life can be a big step, and it’s an even bigger one when you choose to come face to face with your cybersex partners. Nonetheless, Rosenberg is determined to try the real deal with Ricardo and LA, but will they be as compatible as their online personas?
I love the way Bee Train lets you feel up close and personal with the action. Continue reading “El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 24”
Whilst LA must discover what sort of Pleasure is available to a man without a Liang, Nadie and Ellis face yet another threat to their relationship- for having exhausted the possibilities of HARD YURI with her nameless underlings, Blue-Eyes is ready for Ellis to show her the ropes of BI. Can their relationship weather yet another week of ups and downs?
L.A. is reduced to mere PILLAR. Continue reading “El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 23”
Nadie and Ellis are ready to try out some kinky new BI techniques, but first they have to find someone to teach them; meanwhile, anyone and everyone isout for screen time, but which non-plotline will be worthy of the most attention?
“I shall give myself Gun!” Continue reading “El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 22”
It’s crunch time for Nadie and Ellis as they face up to the vital task of catching a random vulture. How will our heroines fare on this new, unexpected and entirely pointless venture?
Blue-Eyes decides to indulge in a bit of casino bondage. Continue reading “El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 21”
Whilst Nadie finds herself taken away for BI with some generics, LA considers his place in the cast. Is there anyone besides Ellis who can satisfying his raging appetites?
“I just can’t drink from this broken glass!” Continue reading “El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 20”
Now Ricardo has shown Nadie that men aren’t so bad, she and Ellis have decided to put aside their differences and commit to BI instead of HARD YURI or STRAIGHT. Unfortunately, now that she is more accepting of men, Nadie seems inclined to have another Pleasure session with Ricardo- will Ellis ever be able to get Nadie all to herself again?
Blue-Eyes enjoys a bondage group session with the members of the Dark Assembly. Continue reading “El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 19”
Ellis has done her best to fit in with Nadie’s desire for HARD YURI, even abandoning her own interest in STRAIGHT- but no longer. Nadie’s increasing demands for Pleasure have caused Ellis to once again consider turning STRAIGHT, but how will Nadie react to the renewed possibility of losing her lover?
El Cazador world is so boring that hanging a cap on a stick is considered a hobby. Continue reading “El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 18”