Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode sixteen

Our intrepid heroes prepare to leave the ninja dogs’ resort.

Weed: We should leave all these puppies behind- I’m not even sure where we picked them up but they’ll only slow us down.

Teru: Please let us come with you, we’re ready to die for the cause even at our young age…not that you can be much older, Leader.

Weed: Paranoia Agent episode 8 and Mai-Otome aside, dying is easy. Living is the hard part, especially in a series like this where the life expectancy of lesser characters isn’t what you’d call lengthy. Your job is to stay here and avenge our deaths, if necessary. Continue reading “Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode sixteen”

Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode fifteen

Jerome has survived, unsurprisingly; he is confronted by grey dogs.

Jerome: Are you friends, or enemies? More importantly, is there supposed to be any suspense for those who’ve seen the preview and already know that you’re Ninja Dogs?

Some time later, Weed and the others find the bloodied stone where Jerome climbed out of the river (GB is useless in battle, but he can track). Before they can do much about it, they too are confronted by grey dogs and taken to a hot spring.

Weed: Who are you? What’s going on? Continue reading “Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode fifteen”

Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode fourteen

Tesshin makes his way to Gin with unprecedented speed, but when he tries to rescue him, Gin is unable to stand.

Gin: I can feel God Mode slipping away from me- Tesshin, you must kill me by your own hand.

Tesshin: Gin, you know when a character asks to be killed the scene usually ends with a “we’ll find a way to get through this, the power of love will beat continuity” speech. I can’t kill you. Continue reading “Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode fourteen”

Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode thirteen

Weed’s party stands on a lake shore as they decide where to go next.

Rocket: Since we need to recruit all 108 stars to get the good ending, I should lead you to a place where we can get more brown dogs.

Jerome: Wait a minute; it might be better for the storyline if we go for the Ninja Dogs of Kogu first. Continue reading “Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode thirteen”

Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode twelve

Whilst Teru-dad attacks Lector (apologies if I’m getting Lector and Thunder mixed up; their character designs are negligibly different), Weed’s ATB fills and he attacks Thunder. As battle resumes, Hiro, GB and the rest of Weed’s entourage arrives.

Hiro: Time to do what I do best- Ball Snatch!

Hiro tries to ‘ball-snatch’ Lector/Thunder but misses. The other Lector/Thunder tries to run away.

GB: Not so fast- fight me!

Lector/Thunder: Yeah right, like I’m going to fight a sidekick dog like you. You’re the equivalent of the playable character that no one ever wants to put in their party! Continue reading “Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode twelve”

Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode eleven

After some macho posturing, the battle between Weed and Kyoushiro begins. The two tussle for a brief while. Weed’s friends are happy to stand and watch, but Kyoushiro’s subordinate brown dogs want to help out.

Brown dog: Leave it to us, Leader!

The brown dogs attack, but Weed evades.

Weed: Low level brown dogs can’t do anything against a main character. Continue reading “Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode eleven”

Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode ten

Weed and the others bring the bodies of John and the expendable dogs back to the camp; Hook has left his post as double agent and come back with them. Reika cries.

Reika: John, I barely knew you, but as REAL MEN can’t be expected to cry, I must weep over you.

Hiro: Let’s go and start randomly digging out graves. Continue reading “Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode ten”

Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode nine

Rocket talks to Weed about the dogs they are heading across the (Japanese) Alps to recruit.

Rocket: Their leader is an impetuous yet ugly one year old named Kyoushiro- you may recognise his name from the OP. He also conveniently has 50 followers, random ugly dogs (probably brown) who shall add to our numbers.

Weed: Surely an important character, then- I can’t wait to meet him. Continue reading “Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode nine”

Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode eight

The battle begins.

Jerome: I won’t let you lay a finger on Weed!

Rocket: We’re dogs, we don’t have fingers. Brothers, Triple Attack!

Missile and Jet attack from the right and left, injuring Jerome. Rocket goes for a frontal attack, but Jerome is ready for him.

Rocket: Old man, you may have switched to defence mode but you still took damage!

Jerome: Ah, but Rocket, I wasn’t in defence mode! Now you shall suddenly spurt blood and realise that you were injured! Continue reading “Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode eight”

Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode seven

Hougen’s minions drag the defeated and bloody bodies of John and Gin away; so much for God Mode.

Hougen: I may be evil and destined to be defeated, but for now I am powerful! Right, Reika darling?

He nuzzles an unwilling Reika. Meanwhile, a weakened Akame has met up with Weed and the others.

Akame: Enter Exposition Mode!

Akame explains the situation.

Jerome: If Gin is in trouble, we must mobilise straightaway. Continue reading “Ginga Densetsu Weed parody: episode seven”