Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 16

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Yorihisa wanders around in a thick fog.

Yorihisa: What’s happening? Has all the animation budget been spent?

The fog clears a little, and he finds himself watching a flashback of a time when his brother left him behind. This time, the brother tells him to go to east before he awakens in the present.

Yorihisa: A flashback…I guess this means this is my character episode. Continue reading “Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 16”

Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 15

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Inori is out walking. Shimon follows a short way behind him, wearing a blanket to disguise his blonde hair.

Inori: What are you, a stalker? Leave me alone!

Shimon: But…we’re supposed to be HARD GAY partners working together to find our Yu-Gi-Oh card.

Inori: Like I’d ever be HARD GAY with you! Even though you’ve been perfectly harmless for the last fourteen episodes, I’m still not convinced you aren’t a demon. Continue reading “Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 15”

Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 14

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Eisen visits his brother.

Emperor: Thank goodness you were all able to get back safely, Eisen, or I would have been deprived of bishies to share my bed. Now all we need is for the Four Gods- Tomomasa said last episode that they would return eventually by themselves, but since that renders the series pointless, let’s pretend it didn’t happen.

A mysterious white rainbow is seen in the sky just as Tomomasa arrives.

Generic: Oh no, a white rainbow! We’re all going to die! Continue reading “Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 14”

Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 13

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Akram and Akane are in the field of flowers.

Akram: Priestess, from now on you shall live here in this garden of finest flowers- grown by Suonkasu himself.

Back at the glowing red portal, Tenma and Yorihisa are arguing.

Yorihisa: This portal seemingly disappeared last episode when you tried to go through it, but that seems to have been replaced with a scene of us arguing about going through it.

Tenma: You think too much! For some reason, the portal is conveniently open again, so let’s go after Akane. Continue reading “Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 13”

Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 12

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Tomomasa comes over for some late night HARD GAY with Takamichi.

Takamichi: I’m really worried about the Priestess, I mean, what could be worse than having your name written on the bottom of a black pot?

Tomomasa: There’s no need to worry about her; as I said to the emperor earlier, just concentrate on me for tonight.

Takamichi: I can’t help but be concerned, after all, unlike you, I have my gem.

Tomomasa: I’m sure I’ll get one soon. It’s not like the audience haven’t figured out that I’m the last Hachiyou. Continue reading “Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 12”

Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 11

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Sefuru reports back to Akram.

Akram: You fool! How dare you take the eight-stringed kin without my permission? Did you really think your puny intellect could devise a plan superior to my grand design?

Ikutidal: Let me handle Sefuru, Master; after all, I have played punishment games with him for years.

Akram: Do what you want. I have decided that it is time to bring the barely mentioned Ran into the plot. Continue reading “Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 11”

Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 10

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Akane’s consciousness drifts in a blue formless world. Akram appears.

Akram: I can see my lure still proves irresistible, for you came to this strange blue place just to see me.

Akane: No, that doesn’t even make sense.

Akram: Foolish girl, my bishiness is so great that the normal rules of logic don’t even apply to me. Continue reading “Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 10”

Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 9

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A trio of generics enter a building to investigate reports of a strange man standing on the roof. Once inside, they notice a kin (stringed instrument) on the floor.

Generic A: An instrument left on the floor is big news indeed! Let’s notify the palace immediately!

Generics A and B depart, but C stays where he is.

Generic C: This instrument randomly appearing here is not suspicious at all. I think I will take it for myself. Continue reading “Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 9”

Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 8

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Fuji-hime is talking to Tomomasa and Yasuaki.

Fuji: Now that we’ve gone to all the effort of finding five of the eight Hachiyou, I thought I’d mention this vague phrase that might help us locate the rest.

Fuji recites the phrase.

Yasuaki: Ah yes, from that vague sentence, I can construct wonderfully non-specific clues that will help us track down the last three Hachiyou. Continue reading “Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 8”

Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 7

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Fuji explains the monster of the week.

Fuji: Hello, everyone. This week we are being menaced by a vengeful spirit with white wings and long hair.

Shimon: Why are vengeful spirits so angry? Can’t we all just live in peace?

Tenma: Cut the idealism, Whipping Boy- the only peace worth having is the one you make with your fists.

(Yorihisa: White wings, long hair, that description sounds vague enough that I immediately recognise it as someone connected to my past.) Continue reading “Harukanaru Toki no Naka De parody episode 7”