Seirei no Moribito parody episode 3

The four men chase after Balsa and Chagum.

Balsa: Chagum, you must get off the battlefield- you’re only Level Zero, and the game will end if you get killed!

Chagum uses Flee, whilst Balsa switches to attack mode.

Balsa: Why haven’t you given the prince Blow Dart yet? Or is it that you would rather have Sword and Spear with me?

Balsa engages the four men, whilst Chagum watches from behind a tree. Continue reading “Seirei no Moribito parody episode 3”

Seirei no Moribito parody episode 2

Balsa and Chagum run away from the burning place.

Balsa: Chagum, your new life begins here. It will be difficult, as you are only Level Zero at the moment, but stay in the back row at all times and I will protect you.

They continue on their way, but Chagum’s stamina bar soon drains.

Balsa: Here, climb on my back and you can have BI while we walk.

Chagum: I…er…I still don’t really know what BI is. Continue reading “Seirei no Moribito parody episode 2”

Seirei no Moribito parody episode 1

Our heroine, Balsa, grips her spear and looks down from the mountains.

Balsa: It’s been two years… since I last had BI. I’m getting desperate.

Balsa walks down to a settlement below. A man talks to her.

Man: Female warriors are rare- am I right in thinking that you are a main character of some sort?

Balsa: That’s right. I’m just here to get my Spear serviced, if you know what I mean. Continue reading “Seirei no Moribito parody episode 1”