Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 26 [the long-awaited end]

Guren roasts the guardian lizard.

Guren: The heroes are almost here- your role in this series just ended!

Seiryu: Not so fast! Wave of Light!

The lizard is saved as Seiryu bursts onto the scene.

Seiryu: I’m sick of you and your pathetic fashion sense- it’s time to end this!

Guren: You’re a fine one to talk about fashion! Taste my flames!

Kouchin and Masahiro arrive. Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 26 [the long-awaited end]”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 25

Masahiro, Seimei and the others confront Chishiki no Guuji.

Chishiki no Guuji: Gwakaka, you’re too late to stop me! After all, it’s not as if there are two episodes left for you to thwart my plan to break the second seal on the underworld or anything! Now, let’s have a boss battle- Summon Demons!

Ugly demons rush forth to attack the active party.

Seiryu: It’s my time to shine! Scythe Sweep!

Byakko: Wind Tunnel!

Kouchin: Sai Smash! Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 25”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 24

We begin with a Flashback Mode, in which Chishiki no Guuji works on turning Kazane evil.

Kazane: Why am I all alone?

Chishiki no Guuji: You are a mere rejected main character idea, pushed aside in favour of Abe no Seimei and his family. Your mother disappeared and your father died, but because it was the wrong way round, they claimed your rightful place as lead!

Whilst Taiin uses Tornado to take Masahiro’s party to Izumo, Seimei stays at home to write.

(Seimei: I’m going to write to the director, the producer and everyone else to complain about how I never got to become the main character! If they don’t listen, I’ll refuse to sign a contract for any more seasons!) Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 24”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 23

Masahiro is slowly recovering.

(Masahiro: Mokkun, why did you have to go? How am I going to level up now?)

Despite not being fully recovered, Masahiro decides to go out that night anyway. He meets up with the Demon Carriage and the minor Pokemon.

Masahiro: If I stay in bed too long, somebody will take my place as main character! Please take me to Kifune so that I can advance the plot instead.

Masahiro is taken to Kifune, where he talks with Takao.

Masahiro: Please, tell me how I can get Guren to rejoin my party. Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 23”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 22

Guren tosses a white energy dragon at Seimei.

Seimei: Dispel!

Guren: Flaming Dragons! Now that I have left the party and become an opponent, my level has increased to 99!

Suzaku: We won’t give up! Screen Time Slash!

Taiin: Useless Wind Vortex!

Genbu: Shield!

Rikugou: Pointless Spear Waving!

Between them, the party are able to defend themselves, but only just. Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 22”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 21

Masahiro is wandering around alone in the underworld.

Masahiro: Where is everybody!? I’m only Level Seven- I can’t be expected to fight alone!

Masahiro uses a locator spell to find Genbu, Rikugou and Taiin. Over in the distance they see Nagako.

Taiin: She’s the one who created the curse- we should defeat her and see what happens.

Masahiro: Like I’m going to get any EXP from fighting a little girl- it’s best if I talk to her instead.

Masahiro approaches Nagako.

Nagako: Go away! No one loves me! I’m in despair! Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 21”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 20

Seimei wanders around in a washed-out world, where he meets old friends Ryuusai and Wakana.

Seimei: All right, my spin-off series begins here! Wait, these people are dead- it’s just a crappy dream sequence!

They disappear, and he wakes up.

(Seimei: I really thought I was on my way to being a main character that time.)

The next day, Masahiro and Mokkun check on Akiko’s sister Shouko.

Mokkun: Both of them are suffering from the Curse status effect, although as Akiko is a more prominent character she’s in worse condition.

Masahiro: I’m sick to death of that status effect! Why are the writers so lazy? Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 20”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 19

Narrator: Last episode had absolutely no bearing whatsoever on the plot, so let’s forget it happened and show clips of some earlier episodes instead!

In a cave somewhere, an evil force is plotting.

Evil: Gwakaka, I must become king and rule this pathetic world! I’m not sure why, it’s just what we villains do!

Masahiro and Akiko discuss the birth of a new Imperial heir, and the convenient sister who took Akiko’s place in the harem.

Akiko: I know she’s only a minor character of plot convenience, but I do feel a little guilty about sending her off to the palace. If only I could see her just once. Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 19”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 18

Masahiro is working at the Onmyou dorms.

Masahiro: This sort of thing is really boring and unworthy of a main character- especially one who’s just reached Level Seven.

Yoshimasa summons Masahiro.

Yoshimasa: Masahiro, there’s something I have to tell you- your previously unmentioned older brother Narichika has returned from the city and has started asking for screen time. Could you go and visit him?

Meanwhile, Tenitsu and Suzaku talk to Akiko.

Akiko: So, Masahiro has a previously unmentioned older brother? Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 18”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 17

Masahiro has a flashback about the generic ghost’s life in Snow Town before waking up.

Masahiro: Help, this guy is so generic and boring! He mustn’t be allowed to become the main character!

Mokkun arrives.

Mokkun: I can’t believe this! It’s all Takaokami no Kami’s fault that this generic ghost ended up in your body!

Masahiro: But why me?

Mokkun: It’s because you’re the main character, idiot! But she should have realised that you’re only Level Six- you can’t afford to have a status effect like Stamina Drain! Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 17”