Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 16

Takaoka no Kami possesses Masahiro again.

Mokkun: What are you here for? You’d better have plot information, otherwise it’s just a waste of screen time.

Takaoka no Kami: Actually, I do have something to say- something is going to happen to soon.

Takaoka no Kami departs.

Mokkun: Yeah, like we couldn’t have figured that out on our own.

Later, Masahiro and Mokkun go out on patrol. Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 16”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 15

Taiin receives a wind-mail from Byakko and Suzaku.

Byakko: We have discovered important plot information. The evil onryou enemy of the arc is the spirit of a man named Hozumi no Moronao.

Seimei relays this information to Masahiro.

Seimei: Masahiro, I also have important background information about Moronao that will prevent us from having to have a budget-sucking action or movement scene for a few minutes. Basically he was evil when he was alive, and is evil now- and he hates Yukinari’s grandfather for exiling him. Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 15”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 14

A generic is patrolling at night when the onryou appears before him.

Onryou: Take me to your leader!

Generic: Please don’t hurt me, I’m just a generic guard! If you want to talk to a named character, try Fujiwara-no-Yukinari!

The onryou goes to see Yukinari, who is in bed.

Yukinari: What’s this- I didn’t order a man for tonight!

Onryou: Inflict status- Life Drain! Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 14”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 12

Seimei and Masahiro visit Michinaga.

Michinaga: Masahiro, we’ve been getting complaints that the Kyuuki arc is lasting far too long. You must finish it tonight.

(Seimei: Masahiro, Masahiro, Masahiro…why do we always have to rely on this untrained Level Three boy?)

Seimei: Now, Masahiro, if you wouldn’t mind running along, Michinaga and I can discuss adult matters.

Masahiro goes to see Akiko. Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 12”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 11

Masahiro is fighting a bat demon.

Masahiro: Slicing Wave! Input Spell Command!

Masahiro charges a spell.

Masahiro: White Barrier!

The monster starts running away.

Guren: Well done Masahiro, you scored three damage points this time! Now I’ll finish him off with my flames.

The monster is burned, and the battle ends. Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 11”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 10

Mokkun goes into Masahiro’s room, only to find that he has been possessed by Takao no Kami, the Kifune dragon god.

Mokkun: Wow, Masahiro, you’re a lot better looking now- I mean, don’t you dare do anything to the main character that might jeopardise my position on the show.

Takao no Kami: Now really- have you forgotten already that I was the deus ex machina who saved you last episode? If the plot requires it, I may even help out again.

Mokkun: You didn’t need to come here just to tell me that.

Takao no Kami: You’re right, for I actually came here with important plot information. The evil foreign demons have begun to act. Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 10”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 9

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Masahiro and Guren run to the next encounter area. As they get there, they are joined by Seiryu, Pigtails and Rikugou.

Masahiro: Thanks for joining my party, Seiryu- now I can hide behind you and earn some EXP.

Seiryu: You may be the main character, but whilst you are still Level Two, you do not even deserve to utter my name.

Masahiro: Whatever…just clear a path for me so that I can rescue Akiko and get all the credit. Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 9”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 8

Masahiro and Mokkun are left behind as Akiko is kidnapped by Keiko and taken away.

Masahiro: Damn, I missed out on EXP again. Mokkun, how’s your HP?

Mokkun: I lost a few points, but I’m fine; more importantly, what should we do next?

Masahiro: In order to determine that, we’ll need to use Flashback Combo Mode!

A couple of minutes of budget saving flashbacks establish that our heroes need to go to Kifune. Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 8”

Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 7

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Akiko is asleep at her home when she hears a voice calling her.

Akiko: I can hear a random voice calling to me- I’d better go outside and see who it is.

A woman, Keiko, is waiting outside.

Keiko: Akiko, come over to me, since this is clearly not a trap.

As Akiko hesitates, black smoke appears and ‘Damn you’ is heard.

(Akiko: That ‘Damn you’ sounded like it came from a villain- I’d better go indoors.) Continue reading “Shounen Onmyouji parody episode 7”