Saiunkoku Monogatari II 5

Whilst Eigetsu contemplates becoming the latest in a long line of converts from HARD GAY to BI, Kouyuu is having a harder time accepting that he too might have to make the switch- and things only go from bad to worse when he becomes convinced he has misplaced his Liang…

“Feel the power of my bishiness!”

“Get out of here! This man’s BI is dangerous!”

“Shouka, why is it that you deprive me of every partner I’ve ever wanted?”

“If you want BI so badly, I’ll give it to you!”

“Shusui, this man is not even worthy of Dagger.”

“If you won’t let her do it, then at least service me yourself, as is customary amongst the Kou clan.”

“Fine, then I will do the deed!”

“I’ll give you as much Dagger as you want, as long as you don’t involve Shuurei!”

“The plot forbids it.”

“I’m just as protected by the plot, you know!”

“You can argue all you want, but at the end of the day my Liang is bigger!”

“Please stay quiet about my Viagra problem, okay?”

“Oh my god, my Liang is gone!”

“I’m sure I had it yesterday!”

“Wait, Liangs can’t disappear- this must be a dream!”

“No way- I just felt down there and it was gone!”

“I’m going to die without it!”

“Thank god- it seems to be back.”

“They’ll help with your love life.”

(“I can’t believe she thinks I need these!”)

“These oranges are specially made to have aphrodisiac qualities.”

“They seem like quite an intimate gift.”

“…you never know when you might need it.”

(“One day, I may have to turn STRAIGHT for Shuurei.”)

(“But there’s no need to rush- I still have many HARD GAY partners I want to be with.”)

“Why did Hyou Riou show up this episode?”

“It’s not like he even stopped in for HARD GAY!”

“A man who does not want Imperial HARD GAY is surely up to no good.”

(“What has happened to my Liang?”)

(“I must treat it before it loses functionality!”)

(“I won’t feel as embarrassed about taking oranges if someone else is doing it too.”)

“I guess I could use their rejuvenating effects.”

“I don’t want him to know that I have to rely on oranges in order to get it working.”

“What!? There’s going to be a group session later? I’d better get some more oranges.”

“Is it my turn for screen time yet?”

“As long as you prefer HARD GAY, I don’t want you near me!”

“For you, I will turn BI!”

“But you share your body with another man!”

“It may be hard for you to understand, but it is my Hyper Self Pleasure with Yougetsu that kept me going all these years.”

“The techniques he uses are too complex for me to understand.”

“But when he wants Pleasure, I cannot refuse.”

“Don’t you think it’s a bit odd, having a Pleasure partner who shares your body?”

“…but don’t knock it until you’ve tried it!”

“And even if I don’t get the chance to have BI with you, I’m sure Yougetsu would oblige.”

“I can’t just mix and match like that!”

Eigetsu tries his first BI.

“And now for a spot of HORSE.”

“HARD GAY, STRAIGHT, BI or even HORSE- choose the one that satisfies you the most.”

Kai You looks forward to some BI with Shuurei.