Category Archives: .hack//Roots

.hack//Roots 26 [end]: HARD GAY’s Greatest Loss

…and yes, I watched this episode myself too! What is the world coming to? The unthinkable has happened. Phyllo, staple of the Mac Anu bridge and chief coordinator of The World:r2’s HARD GAY, is gone. As the male players try … Continue reading

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.hack//Roots 25: Who Will Tabby Choose?

Before I begin, I thought I should mention that, since my usual source for screencaps wasn’t available, I actually went to the effort of watching this episode myself. This may not sound like anything remarkable, but considering I haven’t watched … Continue reading

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.hack//Roots 24: The HARD GAY challenge

Haseo has always been a conflicted man. Torn between the lure of HARD GAY and his lingering feelings for women, he threw himself into whatever was at hand in order to escape his inner turmoil- drugs, adult tapes, even a … Continue reading

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.hack//Roots 23: The Truth Comes Out

Much as they’ve tried to keep it hidden, the truth had to come out eventually- Hideo is the illicit lovechild of Tabby and Haseo. Although Tabby officially has custody of him, she tries to encourage Haseo to take an active … Continue reading

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.hack//Roots 22: the three of us together are…TABBY SENTAI!

Poor Tabby- first her band split up, then her performing troupe fizzled out, and even her brief stint as a counsellor was a failure. Now, she may have finally found her place as a member of Seisaku’s black ops division, … Continue reading

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.hack//Roots 21: HARD GAY vs. HARD YURI

With HARD GAY slowly taking over The World:r2, the only choice remaining for female players was to join Pai’s HARD YURI team- but now, the question has arisen as to which is better. In an attempt to prove things one … Continue reading

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.hack//Roots 20: Pleasure and Pain

Thanks to the Taihaku specials, Haseo has relapsed into his life of binge drinking and hard drugs. Phyllo and Tabby have done all that they can to help him, but now Saburo has committed herself to bringing him back to … Continue reading

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.hack//Roots 19: Touta wants some HARD GAY

Apologies for getting some names wrong first time, all should be corrected now. Touta is the new guy in town, and he wants some HARD GAY, however first he needs to find a willing partner. Meanwhile, Wool, Cashmere and yet … Continue reading

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.hack//Roots 18: the altar of HARD GAY

Haseo was doing so well in rehab that he’d even started to get over Ovan- but then Taihaku showed up. The kind of experienced older man that Haseo was hoping for, Taihaku soon leads him down the dark path after … Continue reading

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.hack//Roots 17: HARD GAY and lost kitchen knives

That Ovan, he’s broken a string of hearts- first Naobi/Yata, then Shino and Haseo, and now he’s fooling around with Tri-Edge. Can anyone resist the charms of a man who can not only cook, but can prepare meals any time, … Continue reading

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