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Romance of the Three Kingdoms 47 [end]

It’s been a long road, but the end is finally in sight, or is it? For although our animated journey must end, the chaos is not over as the Three Kingdoms era properly begins…

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Final Thoughts: Romance of the Three Kingdoms

A little over a year ago, I introduced the unintentional hilarity that was Romance of the Three Kingdoms, a 1991 series notable for its remarkable cheesiness and incredibly poor subtitles. Now, the series is finally complete but the question remains- … Continue reading

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Romance of the Three Kingdoms 46

Even as Cao Cao laughs evilly and plots his victory, Zhou Yu and the forces of Wu are preparing to move against him so that Huang Gai can give Wei the very first taste of Flaming Passion. Meanwhile, the godlike … Continue reading

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Romance of the Three Kingdoms 45

There’s a new genius in town; his name is Pang Tong and he has a fondness for bondage. Can Pang Tong convince Wu and Wei to adopt his ways, or will the classic techniques win out over whips and chains?

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Romance of the Three Kingdoms 44

When Zhou Yu decides to slip a man into the enemy camp, he has to choose carefully. Eventually, he settles on Huang Gai, a man whose HARD GAY prowess will sure make Cao Cao fall for him straightaway. Unfortunately, in … Continue reading

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Romance of the Three Kingdoms 43

In an attempt to show that there are things even Zhuge Liang cannot do, Zhou Yu sets him the task of giving HARD GAY 100,000 times in just three days! Is Zhuge up to the task, or will that just … Continue reading

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Romance of the Three Kingdoms 42

Whilst Cao Cao continues to work his way through Fei Wong’s villain’s phrasebook, he sends an underling to subvert Zhou Yu through HARD GAY. But can he really hope to have a chance against one of the masters of the … Continue reading

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Romance of the Three Kingdoms 41

Realising that he may never be able to convert Zhuge Liang from pure HARD GAY to BI, Zhou Yu decides that he must instead remove his rival and all who insist on following HARD GAY despite the dawning of a … Continue reading

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Romance of the Three Kingdoms 40

Liu Bei may be ‘first wife’, but now that he is in Wu, Zhuge Liang sees no harm in trying the local men. Certainly Sun Quan has taken his fancy, but how will he feel about Zhou Yu, a man … Continue reading

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Romance of the Three Kingdoms 39

“Kong Ming, you are wrong.” “Actually, I am right.” “Yes, I see your point.”

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