.hack//Roots 22: the three of us together are…TABBY SENTAI!

Poor Tabby- first her band split up, then her performing troupe fizzled out, and even her brief stint as a counsellor was a failure. Now, she may have finally found her place as a member of Seisaku’s black ops division, but her first assignment isn’t quite what she was expecting- she’s been tasked with setting up her own sentai team! Meanwhile, Kuhn decides to make some quick cash by accepting a guest role on US television series Lost.

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HARD GAY mascot ‘Mr Elephant’ has begun running amok in The World:r2- is there anyone who can stop him?

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One: Hideo, the short and spunky hothead!

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Two: Seisaku, the cool and calm tech expert!

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Three: Tabby, the cheerful and optimistic leader!

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The three of us together are…TABBY SENTAI!

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Unfortunately, the battle does not go well, and the team are forced to retreat.

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Back at the base, Tabby and the others practise their moves.

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Touta checks in to see how everything is going, and is none too impressed by what he sees.

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Meanwhile, Kuhn visits the island for his guest role on Lost.

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Haseo checks in with Phyllo for information on the latest HARD GAY hotspots.

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Silabus and Gaspard are delighted when Kuhn brings home a hefty paycheque.

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Tabby Sentai goes out on its second mission, but unfortunately the results are as disastrous as before.

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Yata checks his appointment book and realises that everyone is too busy for HARD GAY.

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Tabby decides to motivate the team by telling them they must work hard to protect the future of her illicit grunty lovechild.

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Despite his promises to treat Silabus and Gaspard, Kuhn parts with all his recent earnings in order to learn the art of Hyper Self Pleasure from Pai.

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Pai is less than pleased when she overhears Kuhn whispering that she looks like a man from behind.

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Touta is pleased to see how much the team has improved since Tabby’s pep talk.

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Kuhn is forced to come clean and admit that he has already spent all the money.

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Silabus tries to keep a lid on his emotions, but Gaspard cannot help but be upset.

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Kuhn apologises, and promises to buy Gaspard a pack of dog biscuits the next time he gets paid.

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One: Tabby Yellow, a heart of pure love!

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Two: Tabby Blue, a mind of great courage!

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Three: Tabby Red, a soul of undying justice!

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The three of us together are…TABBY SENTAI EXCELLION!

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“What the hell is this? I thought I was the main character.”

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Moody Haseo or upbeat Tabby sentai- who will the viewers vote for?

Next week

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arrive to show off their new look.