Commence Level 12: Destroy L.X.E. Base
Victory conditions: Butterfly is defeated.
Defeat conditions: Kazuki is defeated.
Active party: Kazuki, Tokiko, Bravo
Useless reserve: Angel Gozen
Press Start to Begin.
Before the level proper can begin, an exposition cut scene is required.
Tokiko promises an exciting threesome if the trio can successfully complete their mission.
Kazuki’s shirt contains a pictorial guide explaining how to attempt HARD GAY.
In the old days, only a single final showdown was needed.
Bravo is optimistic about Kazuki’s HARD GAY potential.
Kazuki’s friends reflect on the years of HARD GAY they have shared.
They have become so intimate that they can even recognise Kazuki in the dark.
Note the slice of pizza, a subtle indication that Pizza Hut’s plans continue to move forward.
Kazuki’s friends reminisce about the time when they were able to be HARD GAY every day.
Unfortunately, there haven’t been as many opportunities to get together in high school.
Okakura blames the current situation on Kazuki becoming BI.
In any other series, this would be an innocent statement.
Beach episode alert!
Okakura begins to wonder if BI is the way to go.
“So anyway, I really hate that useless Papillon…”
“…he’s listening behind the door, isn’t he?”
Depressed over Butterfly’s words, Papillon decides to cheer himself up with some Hyper Self Pleasure.
“OH YES, THAT FEELS GOOD!”
No caption could possibly add anything to this image.
Even Mahiro wants some.
The mission proper gets underway.
Player 1 and 2 select their characters.
This is not just an action game; there are puzzle elements too.
Every game needs a victory pose.
Play Final Fantasy victory fanfare.
Angel Gozen requests some HARD GAY.
No matter who requests it, Kazuki is always ready to show off his ‘lance’.
“People always ask me why I chose the name Moonface, but I prefer to keep that information to myself.”
Moonface reveals that he has no need of conventional self pleasure.
The Futakoi Alternative rejects arrive.
Tokiko warns Kazuki that they will need complex disguises in order to prevent their classmates from recognising them.
“Everyone, meet your new classmates.”
Butterfly takes up the customary named villain position- several feet behind the generic attackers.
In their altered outfits, Kazuki and Tokiko are all but unrecognisable to their nearest and dearest.
The enemies turn out to be one hit kills.
Having failed to watch the OP, the generic students do not realise that the mysterious fighters are the leads of the show.
Butterfly advocates the classic HARD GAY position.
“I am not a slightly unbalanced minor character of evil at all!”
Common sense and Busou Renkin do not go together.
Kazuki’s best friends reveal the shocking fact that they can recognise him even when takes his jacket off and loosely wraps a scarf around his lower face.
One of Mahiro’s friends is revealed to be Yumi from Maria-sama ga Miteru.
“Stay back; you cannot harm a named character!”
Next week: Butterfly reveals how he made his Zhuge Liang so impressive.