El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 1

I didn’t really have any intention of parodying this series, but after watching episode one, I couldn’t resist. Enjoy the first instalment of this tale of HARD YURI fighting against the forces of STRAIGHT.


“You know, ‘Will have HARD YURI for food’ probably isn’t the best marketing strategy.”


Just as parodying has done for numerous screencaps.


“Basic HARD YURI doesn’t earn enough to eat! I want something more advanced.”


“I’m sorry, but I don’t attempt advanced techniques with children.”


“At least be grateful for getting basic!”


“Okay, okay, I’ll make do…”


“If you want me to teach you how to sell HARD YURI, I’m not interested in creating a rival.”


“You don’t understand- you’re my destined HARD YURI partner! I saw it in the OP!”


“Anyway, just follow me into this alley and take off your clothes.”


“We want her for STRAIGHT.”


“Damn, I’d hoped to get to her before she was exposed to STRAIGHT.”


“Probably because they wanted some Gun.”


“They don’t even care if you live through it; STRAIGHT or CORPSE, either is acceptable to them.”


“Any partner will do.”


“They should stick to HARD GAY and stop going for STRAIGHT.”


“CORPSE… that’s horrible…”


“Nothing like a bit of Dart to start the day!”


“I am a megane scientist, so of course I am evil.”


“You know how it is- I’ve got darts to throw at pictures of little girls, and that could take all day.”


“So, are we getting STRAIGHT with him or what?”


“Not today, I’m afraid.”


“What! I need it today- I can’t wait any longer!”


“Oh, and you can have my brother- his tastes are a little strange but as a generic you should be glad to get whatever action you can.”


“About twenty-five more episodes worth of them, in fact.”


“You should take Ellis as your HARD YURI partner.”


“She’s good in bed, I can tell you that.”


“We’ve been together many times…”


“…but I guess those days are over now she has you.”


Down below, some generics are treated to rough STRAIGHT.


“Just stop resisting and this’ll be over quickly.”


“My HARD YURI sense is tingling!”


“Wait, it’s not a real woman- just a cross dresser!”


“The sound of my STRAIGHT with Grandma!”


“Don’t look, STRAIGHT is too hideous to behold!”


“Now we’ve had an old lady, let’s balance it with some underage girl.”


“You want STRAIGHT? I’ll show you some Gun.”


“How pathetic- he’s getting into the position for HARD GAY.”


“Now that I’ve recorded all this, I can put it on the internet.”


“…that I was able to get a bit more screen time.”


“Here, take this Key Item- Glowing Red Stone.”


“I should warn you- my HARD YURI is so intense that I might accidentally kill you in the throes of passion.”


“You’re obviously playing hard to get.”


“Would you sleep with me for money, even knowing the dangers?”


“It’s not just about the money- grandma told me you were good in bed.”


Next week: more HARD YURI.

5 thoughts on “El Cazador de la Bruja parody episode 1

  1. You cannot believe how much I LOVE these posts… if you’re gonna continue doing the HARD YURI parodies, it’s enough reason for me to continue watching El Cazador XD

Comments are closed.