Pumpkin Scissors parody 10 part II

“Just having you here increases our Pleasuring capacity by over 30%!”

“I’m sorry, but I really don’t want to be part of your group sessions.”

“Is it because of BI? Why not just try it once or twice, and if you don’t like it, you can always quit.”

“Go on, give BI a chance.”

“We stand ready to service you, Machs!”

“I can’t wait to see how you’ve matured in the bedroom.”

“So don’t go and walk out on me now- after all, compared to an old man, a girl and a dog, you’re a much better prospect for Pleasure.”

“And right when I was about to give her HARD YURI!”

“So anyway, thanks to the plot, Machs became a member of Section III.”

“Here, have some BI.”

“I was reluctant enough about BI in the first place, and now you tell me that our duty is to give it to generics!”

“Yep, that’s about the face of it.”

“Are you saying generics aren’t good enough for you?”

“Of course not- I’m a named character!”

“…laid lately that he’s waiting for you to have HARD GAY with him.”

“Hey, just because I’m a background generic doesn’t mean you can leave me waiting for BI.”

“I’ll be right there.”

“The boss pretends to be desperate for HARD GAY.”

“…but I know all he wants is group BI.”

“The boss has been holding back with the BI because he knows you’d rather have HARD GAY.”

“Well, well, Machs, what are you doing here giving BI to the masses?”

“At the Academy, you were most skilled with HARD GAY, and yet now you sleep with generics!?”

“This is indeed pitiful.”

“Since you’re waiting in line, I have to give you BI, but don’t expect to hang around afterwards.”

“I have more people to service after you, you know.”

“How dare you class me as a common or garden generic!”

“How dare he insult BI and talk back to named characters?”

Oreld and Machs are in for a surprise when they meet the newest member of their team.

“I’ve been waiting for BI for ages!”

“You can’t possibly take Dagger in your condition!”

“Wait- we don’t even know you and you’re already asking for Dagger?”

“If you must know, she’s the main character.”

“Even so, I think we should get to know each other before we embark on Pleasure of any sort.”

“In that case, let’s commence the ‘getting to know you’ phase.”

“So, how has BI been going so far?”

“Oh, adequately.”

“Personally, I plan to devote my life to giving BI to the masses.”

“Even if it is only an Ezo that is in need, I will service it.”

“If you ask me, it’s not so much about size and power as the sheer ability to go the distance.”

“Sorry, but as far as we men are concerned- size matters.”

“Back in those days, no one really cared about Alice’s plans for BI.”

“Of course, then came along that obligatory event that changes everyone’s attitude from their original to present day settings.”

“Today, we shall use the power of BI to bring down Ranke’s HARD GAY!”

“BI against HARD GAY? Have you even seen the opinion polls on which is better?”

“The Major’s HARD GAY is dangerous- this is the only way to nullify it!”

“How can BI ever match up to HARD GAY?”

“Who cares about that? We must just give our best BI, augmented by main character plot powers!”

“But if this goes wrong, we’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of hideous bondage games!”

“Listen to me- Section III’s job has always been to give BI to the masses!”

“No matter how dangerous it gets, we must deliver BI!”

“We can’t have BI without filling out the proper forms.”

“That’s already been taken care of, my boy.”

“Too right I am- I’ve gone too long without Pleasure whilst waiting for you newcomers to settle in!”

“All that matters is how good you are in the bedroom.”

“Are you saying that paper proves BI is better than my HARD GAY?”

“Your HARD GAY is dangerous and corrupt, and once we confiscate the sex toys from your safe, we’ll be able to prove it!”

“No one gets in the way of my HARD GAY!”

“Do it, or I’ll force you to have BI!”

“I never thought I’d say this, but you can’t solve everything with Sword.”

“So, you want to have your way with me, eh?”

“Guards, these people have tried to force BI on me!”

“BI is far better than the sort of HARD GAY you practice!”

“Shut up, you traitor to the purity of HARD GAY.”

“How dare you say such things? Forcing your subordinates to become your sex slaves is far worse!”

“So, BI is so great, is it? Why don’t you all have a bit of Gun, then?”

“Excuse us, sir, but we can’t give Gun to a woman…after all, you were the one who told us to avoid BI at all costs.”

“Don’t you get it? If you don’t satiate their demands for me, they’ll make me have it! Rudolf, you’ll have to give it to them instead.”

“What, BI? Er, okay sir.”

“When we had BI earlier today, you were most disappointing.”

“I was!?”

“I hope that’s not an important conversation over there, or I’ll have to complain about the main character being left out.”

“Oh, we were just talking about BI.”

“Just give her quick BI, Rudolf.”

“It’s for the future of HARD GAY, man!”

“Fine, I’ll do it.”

“NOOOO!!! Don’t sully yourself with a woman- take me instead!”

“So I guess that was the end of Machs.”

“Uh, this is a Flashback Mode, remember- how could he die when he’s here with us in the present?”

“Oh yeah, silly me.”

“The Gun was just a mild session.”

“And after that, Machs realised that HARD GAY wasn’t so sacred that he couldn’t try BI as well.”

“From then on, Alice demanded a high standard of BI from all of us.”

“And now, not a day goes past when we don’t enjoy BI in one form or another.”

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