Since most readers on here are above the age of ten, you may or may not be aware of Club Penguin, a children’s website which I admittedly visit once or twice a fortnight to mess around on. Nonetheless, Club Penguin feels lacking in something, and so it seems to me that we must update it for the anime and gaming generation, with an all-new spin on it entitled Club Prinny. On Club Prinny, one must input a number of sins in order to generate a damned soul, which is then sewn into a prinny. After customising your prinny, you can wander around the Netherworld performing tasks to atone for your sins, and generally serving Laharl and Etna. Special events include payday (once a year) and the night of the red moon, where prinnies who have atoned for their sins can finally leave the site.
So don’t delay, play the simulation of eternal servitude for the souls of the damned today!
“HARD GAY will be revolutionised!”
“Oh no, my fantasy is turning into a tentacle rape nightmare!”
“…and yet I’m starting to feel strangely aroused.”
“That means we’re compatible!”
Random Thoughts: Zetta
This week we interview the most badass Overlord in the entire cosmos- Zetta! So, Zetta, are you really as badass as you claim, or is it all just a smokescreen?
Of course I’m that badass! Don’t ask me those kinds of questions unless you’re ready to go a few rounds and find out.
How did your career and life opportunities change once you got turned into a book? Did you have to turn over a new leaf?
Look, I’m sick of the book jokes already, okay? Yeah, being in this form isn’t ideal, but don’t think that I’m out of the game because of it. Everyone has minor setbacks, but strong people like me can easily overcome them.
Does it annoy you that you have to rely on low level battle monkeys whilst you sit on the field as a motionless book?
Part of me would love to get up close and personal with the enemy, but then again, you don’t spend years clawing your way up the ladder just to keep doing everything yourself. There’s no point having underlings if you don’t delegate the day to day work to them.
And finally, which is better- love or power?
Power, you idiot! Love is for losers.
This Week in Anime
“Look, oranges, I hate to say this, but I just don’t think our relationship is working out.”
What would life be without Pizza Hut?
“Ouch- why did you have to kick me there?”
“Take me now! I don’t care that we’re in public!”
“I will now teach you survival- Ray Mears style!”
“Tell the truth- you just hid that behind the bush earlier, didn’t you?”
“I support grapes and the revolution!”
“This fruit is not for the likes of you!â€”
“Oh well, I’ll make do with walnuts- they’re everywhere anyway.”
Anime World Tour: Utawarerumono
Welcome to a pastoral future of furries, simple living, gods and monsters! If you like the idea of a harem of cat, dog and foxgirls, then this is the place for you, and whilst the constant political turmoil across the continent may seem off-putting, it does ensure that you can go from nothing to owning your own country within a matter of weeks. So put your plans of conquest to the test and net yourself your own castle filled with beautiful girls- but beware of continual attack from unstable dictators!
Amusing Search Terms
women in tears anime: You beast, wanting to see women cry.
unusual pleasuring methods: Ah, you’ve come to the right place for everything from DOG to PILLAR.
azure rare playmate: Who doesn’t want a playmate?
Mai HiME doujin H-game: Sorry, my game is all-ages.
punyu movie: What is this?
anime bad angel: Bad angel- naughty!
realistic naruto: Naruto is highly realistic, isn’t it?
anime girL FROM OUTER SPACE: she’s from OUTER SPACE, I tell you!
“Instant Payday Loan…
>From what I can tell public policy managers who reside in Waterbury whimsically applaud cash advances…”
How utterly whimsical of them.
I really do not understand why you are so on you”re point….”
Sorry, but I just have to make my point before I’m satisfied.
“free magic coin tricks…
Have heard from it before, but is indeed a very good comment. Thanks….”
Glad I could help with your free magic coin tricks.
This whole business is filled with amateurs! Let’s see some professional wives.