Romance of the Three Kingdoms 18

Poor Zhang Fei- all he had to do in this episode was abstain from alcohol, and he couldn’t even manage that. Thankfully, he’s the sworn brother of Righteous Lord of Justice Liu Bei, so no matter what he does, he will always be forgiven.

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Okay, I not talk about it lightly.

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It’s moments like these when captions are almost (but not quite) superfluous.

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A bit wine makes all things right.

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*Gasp* He’s drinking wine- the world is in peril!

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Zhang Fei is actually only drinking water at this point, but he will turn to wine later in a hilariously stupid scene.

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Note the ineffectual fist shaking.

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“Surprise!” “Oh, a huge number of troops- you shouldn’t have.”

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“Damn you, damn you… to hell!”

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Grammatical hilarity aside, just why does the moon appear to be on fire?

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The future may be dim, but the Light of Justice will always shine true.

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Cao Cao is superhuman, for not only does he have multiple grasps, but he even merits a rare semi-colon.

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