Cao Cao thought that the good times would never end, that he and Guan Yu could be together forever. What he didn’t count on was Guan Yu’s undying love for Liu Bei, a love that would drive him to mercilessly slaughter all who stood in the way of a reunion with his brother and lover.
Cao Cao was finally enjoying some success in his attempts to get Guan Yu into his bed.
Cao Cao worries that the time when he must part with Guan Yu is fast approaching.
Cao Cao devises a subtle plan to keep Guan Yu in his service; unfortunately, it involves not seeing them and thus not getting any HARD GAY.
For some reason ‘goat tail pen’ amuses me.
The Avoiding Guest Plank- available from all good stores near you!
Cao Cao’s HARD GAY is nothing compared to the bond Guan Yu shares with Liu Bei.
Cao Cao is devastated at the news of his loss.
Unfortunately, he is bound by his word.
Now, all he can do is regret the precious HARD GAY time he wasted.
Guan Yu, on the other hand, has had more than enough of Cao Cao’s HARD GAY.
All Cao Cao can do is imagine the HARD GAY Liu Bei and Guan Yu will share.
Guan Yu faces castration if he attempts to proceed.
Liu Bei’s wife requests that Guan Yu stop killing people, since it could tarnish the face of Justice.
Guan Yu replies with a compelling and watertight defence of his actions.
Since Guan Yu has women with him, he may as well put them to good use.
Guan Yu may not want to kill anyone, but is there any other choice?
Guan Yu reiterates his stance- he no longer wants to be HARD GAY with Cao Cao.
Xiahou Dun believes that Wei can dispense justice, not realising that only Shu has true Justice.
Once again, Guan Yu is able to use his silver tongue to escape blame.
Xiahou Dun decides that he might as well take some HARD GAY from Guan Yu.
If Cao Cao cannot have Guan Yu, then he’s not going to let any of his underlings have him either.
We shall never be allowed to forget that these are chaotic times.