The following parody comes with an advisory warning: if the thought of a man dressed only in a thong in any way scares, traumatises or disgusts you, do not read on. Please direct all complaints about his appearance to the animators and original mangaka.
Chouno’s father explains how he tried to train his eldest son in the preferred style of HARD GAY.
Chouno clearly lives at home, since he actually lives in the dorms and isn’t accepted at home.
Mahiro keeps herself occupied with special pursuits.
Kazuki and Tokiko’s first attempt at phone sex meets with unexpected results.
Chouno accuses Kazuki of betraying HARD GAY after learning of his relationship with Tokiko.
Chouno’s brother Jirou arrives to demand HARD GAY from his brother.
Jirou is very interested in the special concoction used to improve the HARDNESS of HARD GAY.
The precious vial is smashed.
Even without his helping hand, Chouno is determined to achieve a HARD state.
Sometimes, miracles can happen.
This scene was too disturbing for human eyes, so we replaced it with a butterfly.
This scene is also disturbing, but the butterfly’s contract had expired.
Even the generics can tell that Chouno has changed his class to Pervert.
Chouno is happy with his change of class.
In his new form, Chouno now uses his hands for the ultimate HARD GAY experience.
Without practise and finesse, it is easy to damage yourself.
Nonetheless, pleasure and pain go hand in hand.
Tokiko advises Kazuki that he isn’t ready for Chouno’s Hand of God.
HARD GAY can be exhausting.
Unable to match Chouno’s HARD GAY, Kazuki decides to give the phone sex another go.
Now feeling ambitious, Kazuki initiates a group session.
And people say I’m imagining it when I say apples appear often in anime.
Okakura offers to get Kazuki excited by using his magic finger.
In case he had forgotten, Generic Friend 02 briefs Kazuki on the correct way to enact HARD GAY.
He also warns him about a possible new secret admirer.
Meanwhile, Mahiro plans to seduce Tokiko with HARD YURI.
In the end, the phone sex session has to be terminated when Kazuki cannot perform to expectations.
Chouno’s father is impressed his son’s new HARD GAY look.
Personally, I would recommend putting some clothes on, but maybe that’s just me.
Kazuki challenges Chouno (now Papillon) to a special type of upgraded HARD GAY.
Given Kazuki’s physical state, even two ‘lances’ are not enough to impress Papillon.
Worse yet, Tokiko overhears evidence of Kazuki’s HARD GAY activities.
The truth is revealed- Papillon’s HARD GAY will always be painful.
That’s an original motive for a villain.
Having saved the day (at least until next week), Kazuki is finally allowed to name his ‘lance’.