Maximilien Robespierre- quite possibly the most HARD GAY man of the era. There isn’t a man alive who doesn’t want to be invited into his bedroom, and Durand and d’Eon are no exceptions. Unsurprisingly, however, Robespierre has exacting standards with regards to who he will invite into his bedroom- just who will he end up selecting?
Still in his favourite dress, d’Eon practises some moves for his upcoming music video.
Robespierre will also be appearing in the music video.
“Durand, I’ve always been interested in getting a closer look at your Zhuge Liang.”
“Very well, then.”
“Hmm, as impressive as expected, if not as big as mine.”
You can’t beat the rich taste of a well-brewed cup of Tetleys.
Durand and Guercy finalise the details of their HARD GAY.
“I’ll see you later, big guy.”
A HARD GAY circuit opens up between d’Eon and Robespierre.
“I’ve never felt such intense HARD GAY before!”
“Not bad, I suppose.”
“Mwahaha, I am the villain of the week!”
“Who are you again?”
“So anyway, to make the new guys feel at home, I always offer them a free night with yours truly.”
“Thanks but no thanks; I prefer Hyper Self Pleasure.”
“Hyper Self Pleasure, eh?”
“Hyper Self Pleasure is nothing compared to the pursuit of true HARD GAY.”
Wood prepares for a gruelling HARD GAY interview with Sandwich.
“Here are the photographs of my previous HARD GAY exploits.”
“Hmm, I never realised you could do it in that position.”
“Okay, next could you show me your Zhuge Liang?”
Durand burns the evidence of his HARD GAY time with Guercy.
Believe it or not, these effeminate looking ankles belong to Robin.
Durand taunts d’Eon with stories of the HARD GAY he has enjoyed with Robespierre.
“I’m the main character, so why is everyone else getting more HARD GAY than me?”
In order to make up for earlier, Durand offers to take everyone out into the woods in order to test out his new sword.
Durand selects a good place for some outdoor HARD GAY.
Clutching his sword, he starts getting warmed up.
Robin: I wonder if that’s even safe.
D’Eon: I can’t wait to give that a try myself.
Teillagory: Pfft, who needs these new-fangled methods?
As it turns out, Whitehead is also in the woods, enjoying some Hyper Self Pleasure.
Caught up in the excitement of his HARD GAY, d’Eon decides to give Whitehead a bit of sword.
“Feel my blade!”
Whitehead is unwilling to submit to Durand’s passions.
“Damn, why he is resisting my penetration!?”
“Durand, what has become of you?”
“I thought you were going to have HARD GAY with me!”
Robin is traumatised by memories of his S&M session with Durand.
“Dear, dear Durand, is this how low you have sunk?”
The intensity of Durand’s HARD GAY is so great that Whitehead cannot survive it.
“Robespierre, I waited so long to see you again. It was because I didn’t have you that I lost control.”
“You fool- you should have known no other man could withstand the intensity of the HARD GAY we used to share.”
“With this hand, I will grasp an evil and chaotic future.”
An early version of mobile phone technology is trialled.