Maria-sama ga Miteru OVA 1 parody

Yumi and Sachiko are back, and that can only mean one thing- HARD YURI. Unfortunately, Yumi’s visions of a tranquil summer with her lover onee-sama are shattered by an Evil Lesbian Trio- can our heroine triumph over these generic and ultimately minor villains of insignificance? I think the question answers itself, really…

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“I thought you’d never ask.”

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Yumi’s relationship with Sachiko is characterised by jealousy and paranoia.

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Sachiko mistakes Yumi’s question as a desire for a threesome.

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“You’re all I need.”

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“You’re the only one I want HARD YURI with!”

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Some may argue that adding captions is a case of gilding the lily.

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There is disappointment for Yumi when she learns she won’t be sleeping with Onee-sama.

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Poor Yumi, is her love really reciprocated?

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Sachiko may only want her for kinky sex.

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“Yumi, you can climb in with me once you take all your clothes off.”

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Yumi is transfixed by the sight of her Onee-sama in bed.

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No matter how much she gets, Yumi is always ready for more.

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“It was wrong but it felt so right.”

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Kashiwagi, there is no place for men in this series.

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The evil lesbians arrive.

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Touko explains that the evil lesbians are, in fact, evil.

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Still, Yumi will endure anything to be by Sachiko’s side.

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The angst phase of the story begins with an outburst of jealousy.

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“…and after all, I am the main character, so why should anyone else get Onee-sama?”

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“Watch out for the evil lesbians; I don’t know if you’ve heard, but they are evil.”

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“Why does no one accept our love?”

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“Although I am always scolding you, correcting you, misunderstanding your feelings and generally making you feel awkward, I hope you will still love me.”

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“Even if you beat me and use me as a sex toy, I will always love you.”

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Rei explains the dangers of group HARD YURI.

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Touko is interested in Yumi’s preferences.

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Poor Grandma, forced to become a static and unmoving character because of the actions of her family.

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The evil lesbians are shocked when Yumi foils their plot.

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“Damn, she beat us.”

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Even Grandma’s heart is thawed by the power of Tohru Yumi.

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“Ah, the good old days, when HARD YURI was simple and straightforward…”

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“Your entire holiday has been dull and monotonous, so why don’t we do something interesting tomorrow?”

“No thanks, let’s just have another boring day at home.”

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“As long as I can sleep with you, nothing else matters.”

4 thoughts on “Maria-sama ga Miteru OVA 1 parody

  1. >>Kashiwagi, there is no place for men in this series.

    It’s fine if they’re homos.

    Also, “hard yuri” is fail, unless Lillian Jogakuen is a school for futanari pornstar rejects.

  2. “It’s fine if they’re homos.”~lolikitsune
    Well, Kashiwagi is homo in the novel…

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