A riot broke out outside
â€œIt all began on Friday evening,â€ explained Karura, who has now started travelling across the world map from Deathâ€™s Door to the more promising Road to Recovery. â€œI thought the power of Lemsip would be enough to let me go to dance class, but ultimately I realised that throwing up over your partner during a quickstep isnâ€™t the best way to build positive relations. In the end I had to settle for some La Pucelle Tactics and an early night.â€
Unfortunately, matters only took a turn for the worse as our intrepid leader spent practically all of Saturday in bed, too weak to even fangirl over the lovely Mr. du Beke. Sunday marked an upward change in fortunes, but not enough to even attempt writing the expected Sunday News Bites.
â€œRight now, even typing and checking forums seems like a drain on mana, so I canâ€™t promise anything,â€ concluded Karura, â€œbut with luck Tuesday Rumble can go ahead as normal.â€