Breaking News: Karura returns from Death’s Door

chibi-karura-blog.pngA riot broke out outside Azure Towers over the weekend when it became apparent to readers that commander in chief Karura was not in the building. Ignoring the sounds of Lui rattling his chains in the basement and the judges hitting each other over the head with their scoring paddles, chibi Dii and Mikoto went on a bold journey to find out what had happened to their mistress, only to discover that she had been laid low all weekend by an illness that reduced both HP and MP to a measly 1.rn

“It all began on Friday evening,” explained Karura, who has now started travelling across the world map from Death’s Door to the more promising Road to Recovery. “I thought the power of Lemsip would be enough to let me go to dance class, but ultimately I realised that throwing up over your partner during a quickstep isn’t the best way to build positive relations. In the end I had to settle for some La Pucelle Tactics and an early night.”

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Unfortunately, matters only took a turn for the worse as our intrepid leader spent practically all of Saturday in bed, too weak to even fangirl over the lovely Mr. du Beke. Sunday marked an upward change in fortunes, but not enough to even attempt writing the expected Sunday News Bites.

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“Right now, even typing and checking forums seems like a drain on mana, so I can’t promise anything,” concluded Karura, “but with luck Tuesday Rumble can go ahead as normal.”

5 thoughts on “Breaking News: Karura returns from Death’s Door

  1. I hope you get better soon Mistress and don’t end up in hospital like my Mum is right now (I have no idea why she’s being kept in over night, no one tells me anything)

    *runs to the Post Office to send you 7 DragonBalls/discs of fansubs to wish you better*

  2. Quick! Get the antitdoes. Lets blast Karura with healing spells and someone get a pheonix down just in case. =)

    Get well soon ^_^

  3. Ah, the power of Lemsip can never be trusted in such circumstances. It’s like using cure potions when you’re poisoned. Works ok for a little while, but before you know it, you’re back at good old Death’s Door again. There’s only one Antidote: sleep, and lots of it. Multiple cups of tea don’t hurt, either.

    Hope you feel better soon – take it easy now.

  4. Thanks, everyone…a slow Regen spell has me back up to almost normal level, although I didn’t watch any anime whatsoever this week, so no Weekly Round-Up on Friday.

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