Warning: what follows is exactly the same kind of thing that I have been posting for the last couple of months. If this offends or upsets you in any way, please feel free not to read it; I won’t hold it against you.
Cao Cao: Damn you, Liu Bei!
An important person like Liu Bei can’t be expected to remember every trifling little detail about the generics he has met.
Zhang Fei is a man who is easily taken aback.
Liu Bei wonders if women can replace HARD GAY.
Zhang Fei admits that they’re all HARD GAY.
Yuan Shao used to be indecisive, but now he’s not so sure.
Liu Bei: You are a woman, so you must hide away whilst the REAL MEN fight.
Can this woman really sway Liu Bei from the path of HARD GAY?
Liu Bei uses his mother as an excuse to avoid the evil feminine wiles; the only woman a virtuous man should be attracted to is the one who gave birth to him.
Sounds like a good and honourable thing to do.
What Cao Cao doesn’t realise is that Liu Bei only got married to quell the rumours about his HARD GAY activities.
Cao Cao reveals his true feelings for Guan Yu.
Cao Cao dreams of being ‘serviced’ by Guan Yu.
Even Liu Bei’s closest friends must address him as ‘Lord’, so great is he.
Xiahou Dun taunts Guan Yu by suggesting that Liu Bei and Zhang Fei went off for some HARD GAY without him.
Cao Cao is only after one thing.
Guan Yu jumps at any excuse to avoid being killed.
Cao Cao doesn’t like the idea of being only the second man in Guan Yu’s life.
It can’t be helped, really, Guan Yu and Liu Bei have had many HARD GAY years together.
Cao Cao is given advice on how to win Guan Yu’s love.
Cao Cao now has Guan Yu by his side, but can he win his new lover’s heart?