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Jyu-oh-sei: The ending made the rest of the series look like Mushishi

Back in the days when I was a mere novice at writing rants, one of the series that met the wrath of my keyboard was none other than Jyu-oh-sei. At the time, I had only seen four episodes of the … Continue reading

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Jyu-oh-sei parody episode 11 [end]

Last time on Jyu-oh-sei: The plot was revealed to be completely ridiculous, Odin explained his desire to become a final boss with unlimited HARD GAY partners, and certain characters switched sides for no apparent reason. And now the conclusion… Thor, … Continue reading

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Jyu-oh-sei parody episode 10

Thor, Tiz and Third talk to the generics inside Dagger Pagoda. Generic: Wow, I never imagined that you’d be so good looking. (Thor: Is this guy trying to hit on me? He should know that I’m only interested in named … Continue reading

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Jyu-oh-sei parody episode 9

At Night Ring, Thor stands outside Tiz’ room. Thor: Tiz, please let me in; all I said was that I loved Karin instead of you- I don’t know why you’re so angry about a little thing like that. Tiz opens … Continue reading

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Jyu-oh-sei parody episode 8

Third is looking at adult videos in the control room when Rada knocks on the door. Rada: Third, Thor and Tiz have gone again. Third: Damn, when will they learn to stop leaving me behind- I hardly had any screen … Continue reading

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Jyu-oh-sei parody episode 7

In the depths of space, Captain Heimdall reports to Odin. Heimdall: Sir, should we begin Operation Midgard? Odin: Ah, an evil scheme worthy of a final villain such as myself. Of course, we must go ahead with it, but more … Continue reading

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Jyu-oh-sei parody episode 6

Using the magic of television, the story has jumped ahead several years. Zagi’s people (Blanc Ring) attack Night Ring. Zagi confronts its Top, Jeso. Jeso: You won’t defeat me so easily! Zagi: Who are you kidding? I’m an OP character, … Continue reading

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Jyu-oh-sei parody episode 5

Thor confronts Third and punches him in the face. Third: How could you do that to my beautiful face? There’ll be a bruise there now. Thor: I didn’t want a Try! I haven’t levelled up enough to face Top yet! … Continue reading

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Jyu-oh-sei parody episode 4

At dinner, Ochre Ring’s Top talks to Chen. Top: Anyway, don’t you think I’m great? I’m so MANLY and impressive that you really should be falling over yourself to get into bed with me. Chen: I’m sorry, but I’d never … Continue reading

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Jyu-oh-sei parody episode 3

Third is talking to his HARD GAY partner, Rada, as he stares outside. Rada: What are you looking at, Third? Third: Nothing, really, I just sense that the plot will get moving soon. Rada: I suppose you’re going to tell … Continue reading

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