Category Archives: Romeo X Juliet

Whilst Romeo has Pleasure with Juliet, Cielo neighs from outside. (Romeo: Oh my god, what am I doing? I swore to be faithful to HORSE, yet here I am having STRAIGHT!) Romeo: Sorry! Romeo runs outside and has quick HORSE … Continue reading →

Whilst generic forces of evil plot to capture the Red Whirlwind, Conrad berates Juliet for the 50th time. Conrad: Juliet, I want you to stop being so reckless! Do you think that main character immunity lets you charge in to … Continue reading →

Conrad: When the Capulets were murdered, every family that served them was slaughtered without exception…well, except for the remarkably large number of survivors here. We have all sworn to serve you, and I even have this sword you can equip … Continue reading →

Romeo and Juliet have their fateful encounter before Benvolio interrupts them. Benvolio: Romeo, what are you doing with a woman? Come over here and have some HARD GAY. (Juliet: He’s HARD GAY?) Juliet runs away and goes to leave the … Continue reading →

One appropriately dramatic night, Montague and his people attack the Capulets and slaughter them. Capulet: Damn you, Montague- how could you do such a thing? Montague: Gwakaka- it is all part of my plan to become the main villain of … Continue reading →