Tag Archives: Koutetsu Sangokushi

Zhuge Liang waits for Lu Xun. Zhuge Liang: Come, Lu Xun, show me that there is at least one man in this land worthy of being my partner. In the meantime, I shall randomly burn everything, just as any good … Continue reading →

Zhuge Liang talks to the Lord’s Cube. Zhuge Liang: Lord’s Cube, please tell me the name of the one worthy to see my might weapon- is it Lu Xun or Liu Bei? Meanwhile, the Liu Bei dragon attacks Lu Xun … Continue reading →

Lu Xun has a Flashback Mode to the time when he first met Zhuge Liang in a black, featureless void. Zhuge Liang: Poor little boy, all alone without even a backdrop, Come to me, and I will show you the … Continue reading →

Liu Bei rails at the deaths of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Liu Bei: Damn those accursed Pleasure Rangers! Zhuge Liang, give me the HARD GAY power needed to defeat them! Zhuge Liang: Certainly, my Lord. Zhuge Liang uses the … Continue reading →

Lu Xun tends to Guan Yu, who fortunately is back in human form. Guan Yu: Don’t you hate me? I mean, it was my turning into a horse monster that tipped this series over the edge into complete and utter … Continue reading →

Whilst the Guan Yu horse monster thrashes around in a gorge, Zhang Fei is getting worried about his oath-brother. Zhang Fei: Zhuge Liang, where did you send Guan Yu? It’s getting late and I need him to warm my bed. … Continue reading →