Category Archives: Koutetsu Sangokushi

The country of Shu is magically created by gathering Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Zhuge Liang and numerous cloned generics together in a castle. Guan Yu: This is our land! Long-live Shu! Zhang Fei: Take that, historical … Continue reading →

Lu Xun awakens from a dream to find himself naked in bed. (Lu Xun: What is this? Did someone violate me whilst I was sleeping?) Meanwhile, other named characters gather around Zhou Yu’s corpse. (Gan Ning: My lord, why did … Continue reading →

Ling Tong pays a visit to Sun Quan. Ling Tong: I’m sorry to ask for HARD GAY at such short notice, Sun Quan. Sun Quan: Ling Tong, you should know that I am always ready for HARD GAY with you. … Continue reading →

After some intense HARD GAY to celebrate their victory, all the named characters gather together in Sun Quan’s audience hall. Sun Quan: Zhuge Liang, that was excellent HARD GAY. Zhuge Liang: Thank you for recognising my superior abilities. Nonetheless, we … Continue reading →

Zhou Yu confronts Zhuge Liang. Zhou Yu: Zhuge Liang, it is time to throw any pretence at historical accuracy aside and claim that you are a legendary wizard who can call forth thunderstorms with Key Item Big Dipper Mandala! Lu … Continue reading →

A Wu guard outpost is attacked by an implausible and historically inaccurate laser cannon. More importantly, however, the named Wu characters eat a meal together the next day. Lu Meng: Lord Taishi Ci- Taishi Ci: I told you not to … Continue reading →

Gan Ning wanders the land of Wei, dressed in a hooded cloak. He is stopped by some guards. Guard: You there- that cloak and hood make you look rather suspicious. Gan Ning: Oh, I’m just a generic labourer, and most … Continue reading →

Zhuge Liang talks to Sun Quan, Zhou Yu and Lu Xun. Zhou Yu: Are you saying that your command of HARD GAY is beyond that of anyone here? (Zhuge Liang: Of course it is.) Sun Quan: I do want to … Continue reading →

Zhuge Liang talks to Lu Su. Lu Su: Did you take me to your special place to give me HARD GAY? Zhuge Liang: Hmm, perhaps. Lu Su: If you ask me, you still seem distracted by your pupil. If I … Continue reading →

Whilst everyone else is sensible enough to sleep, Lu Xun indulges in Flashback Mode. (Lu Xun: Master, was it really you who gave the Lord’s Cube to Huang Zu? Was it for the sake of the plot, or did you … Continue reading →