Category Archives: Retro Cheese

The time has come for Liu Bei to run and hide yet again, but this time he might just be able to make a fortunate escape- from his wife! Xiang Lan has been a little demanding of late, so what … Continue reading →

Damn those heroic heroes of Justice! They’ve foiled Cao Cao’s chaotic plans twice now, but he’ll get them one day- get them and make them pay, damn it! What a shame no one told Cao Cao that he’s the villain … Continue reading →

Now that he has proven his worth to Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, Zhuge Liang can attempt even more ambitious HARD GAY feats than ever before. Can Cao Cao’s Chaos hope to match the combined Justice of Liu Bei and … Continue reading →

Love is in air, but with it comes the unpleasant taint of jealousy, for whilst Liu Bei has found happiness in the arms of Zhuge Liang, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei have been left out in the cold. Will they … Continue reading →

I don’t know if you noticed, but these are chaotic times- so chaotic, in fact, that even the great and righteous Lord Liu Bei cannot handle it all. Never fear, however, for Liu Bei is about to meet the most … Continue reading →

Liu Bei has enjoyed HARD GAY with Xu Shu, but now the time has come for his trusted advisor to leave his service and ‘attend’ to his mother and Cao Cao instead. Can Liu Bei hope to recruit a new … Continue reading →

In a country filled with bearded HARD GAY men, conflicts are bound to occur, and right now, that scheming and ambitious Cao Cao has raised his hand against the good and righteous Liu Bei. Who will emerge victorious in this … Continue reading →

Seven long years have passed since we last saw Liu Bei and his comrades strike a blow for Justice, and in that time our hero has been busy…growing a beard. Will this new facial hair help him to achieve his … Continue reading →

The time has come to decide who the most HARD GAY man in the land is, with the first battle of the first round taking place between Cao Cao and Yuan Shao. Cao Cao may have fewer men than his … Continue reading →

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei have been separate from their beloved Liu Bei for a while now, but at long last the time has come for their long-awaited reunion. Will love be in the air as the HARD GAY brothers … Continue reading →