Category Archives: ROTK

Cao Cao thought that the good times would never end, that he and Guan Yu could be together forever. What he didn’t count on was Guan Yu’s undying love for Liu Bei, a love that would drive him to mercilessly … Continue reading →

Cao Cao may have brought Guan Yu to his side, but winning his heart will be another matter entirely. Can any gift, no matter how extravagant, hope to erase the memories of his dear Liu Bei from Guan Yu’s heart? … Continue reading →

Today on ROTK, we get a look into a life of the Great One, God on Earth, Zhuge Liang…through a clip show. Fortunately, a lot of the clips are from before I started blogging the series, so I can unashamedly … Continue reading →

Warning: what follows is exactly the same kind of thing that I have been posting for the last couple of months. If this offends or upsets you in any way, please feel free not to read it; I won’t hold … Continue reading →

It has come to my attention that some readers expect a measure of historical accuracy from a parody of an anime which is loosely based on a novel believed to be around 70% fact, 30% embellishment. Therefore, this week I … Continue reading →

Cao Cao may be chaotic, but as he aspires to greater things, will he ever be able to be as worthy and HARD GAY as Liu Bei? It seems unlikely, for Liu Bei has Righteous and Justice on his side, … Continue reading →

No matter how absurdly powerful you are, if your name isn’t Liu Bei, your arc must come to an end sometime. So it is that Lu Bu will come to say his last “Damn you!” as his arc comes to … Continue reading →

Lu Bu wanted to believe he was more than an annoying mid-boss, but unfortunately for him, his time draws short. No matter how many times he cuts heads or utters “Damn you!”, the writing is on the wall- he just … Continue reading →

What’s this? Liu Bei has allied with the Hero of Chaos, Cao Cao? It can only be a temporary measure, for Liu Bei is a Destined Warrior of Righteousness, whilst Cao Cao is just a greedy, grasping man consumed by … Continue reading →

These are chaotic times, chaotic times indeed. Grasping villains lurk all around, cruelly seizing power for their own selfish uses. Only one man, a single solitary beacon of Light and Justice, can possibly hope to save us from the encroaching … Continue reading →