Category Archives: Le Chevalier d’Eon

Le Chevalier d’Eon parody episode 24 [end]

Lia confronts Louis. Louis: Yes, I was the one who killed Lia, Marie and, er, what’s-her-name through intense STRAIGHT. That is why HARD GAY has abandoned me and left me to rot. Meanwhile, Robin has a cross melted down and … Continue reading

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Le Chevalier d’Eon parody episode 23

Louis advances on Anna, Sword in hand. (Anna: I feel like I should run away, but I just can’t be bothered. What’s the point of living in a world where d’Eon doesn’t even know who I am, and my only … Continue reading

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Final Thoughts: Le Chevalier d’Eon

The year is 1742, and the body of Lia de Beaumont has just been found in a coffin floating down the Seine- and for her brother d’Eon, it signals the start of a journey. Possessed by Lia’s restless soul, he … Continue reading

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Le Chevalier d’Eon parody episode 22

Orleans: Teillagory! Who am I going to have HARD GAY with now? Orleans runs away. Teillagory: I did not want to die in throes of HARD GAY, but now that it has happened that way, it does not feel so … Continue reading

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Le Chevalier d’Eon parody episode 21

Orleans looks at the captive d’Eon. Orleans: Hmm, I think I shall have Cane with him. Teillagory: I was hoping you’d leave it to me…er, I mean, I didn’t think you’d go to the trouble of servicing him yourself. Orleans: … Continue reading

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Le Chevalier d’Eon parody episode 20

Lia-d’Eon sees Durand’s spirit leave for the afterlife. (Durand: I’m off for some HARD GAY in Heaven, a place of Zhuge Liangs.) Back in France, Louis writes down the name of the night’s lover. Louis: And tonight, I choose Generic … Continue reading

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Le Chevalier d’Eon parody episode 19

Lia-d’Eon stands over Dashwood’s body. (Lia-d’Eon: He did not have the stamina for BI.) Teillagory sheathes his sword. (Teillagory: The old antique will have to wait a bit before it gets some action.) Dashwood’s blood has formed a message telling … Continue reading

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Le Chevalier d’Eon parody episode 18

(Readers of the Alt-Chev parodies will remember the Durand pregnancy arc- well, here we have further proof.) Teillagory gives Sword to the attacking generics, but something seems wrong with Durand. (Durand: What’s happening? This feels more painful than Pleasurable!) Lia: … Continue reading

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Le Chevalier d’Eon parody episode 17

Dashwood talks to his underlings at Medmenham Abbey. Dashwood: Gwakaka, soon Robespierre will be here, and then battle will commence! Robespierre, Giuseppe and Lorenza ride to the abbey in a carriage. Robespierre: Whilst we’re here, would you mind giving me … Continue reading

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Le Chevalier d’Eon parody episode 16

Robin, d’Eon and Teillagory are back at their safe house. Robin: Is it really okay to be back here? Teillagory: We need to have HARD GAY, and this is a good place for it. If you’re worried that someone might … Continue reading

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