Category Archives: Romeo X Juliet

Romeo indulges in a budget-saving Flashback Mode about Petruchio. (Romeo: Petruchio, you were such a well developed character who was integral to the plot of the series. We have suffered a severe blow thanks to your loss.) Giovanni: Okay, Petruchio’s … Continue reading →

Juliet, Francisco, Curio and Antonio prepare to go to William’s mother’s house. Francisco: This journey will help to waste a few more episodes. On the way to his new appointment as a mine overseer, Romeo recalls his last conversation with … Continue reading →

Generics stand motionless as Juliet is brought back to Neo Verona in custody. (Generics: This is our only chance for screen time!) In the shadows, Curio and Francisco watch. Francisco: Curio, this is our chance to do something relevant to … Continue reading →

Romeo and Juliet encounter an abandoned village. Juliet: Looks like this village hasn’t been populated with NPCs yet- we should rest and hope that there are no events to trigger. Romeo and Juliet enter a house. Romeo: I’m sorry it’s … Continue reading →

Romeo and Juliet fly over the city, having HORSE. Romeo: We must fly far away, to a place where HORSE and STRAIGHT are acceptable. Juliet: Who needs HORSE when we have STRAIGHT? Romeo: Good point- ever since I met you, … Continue reading →

Juliet and Antonio enter the Sewer map and meet up with Tybalt. Tybalt: Antonio, I must replace you in the active party and lead Juliet to safety before she gets into battle with any enemies capable of draining all her … Continue reading →

Romeo angsts at home. (Romeo: My name is in the series title, but this other guy has every advantage over me! What if they ask me to step down as a main character?) Meanwhile, Juliet is trying to hack off … Continue reading →

Romeo and Juliet conclude their STRAIGHT. Romeo: Impractical as it would be, I don’t want to ever let you go again. Juliet: This love can never be…HORSE would always come between us. Romeo: We must at least give it a … Continue reading →

Guest character Tybalt joins the party. Tybalt: Fear me, for not only am I bishie and high level, but I have a long cloak and two swords. Tybalt easily defeats the generic enemies in one hit. Curio: Damn you- that … Continue reading →

Dressed as the Red Whirlwind, the doctor launches himself into the waiting soldiers. Cerimon: Excellent- you’ve arrived just in time for a spot of Mace and Flaming Arrow! Generics: Red Whirlwind- Pleasure the soldiers so that they won’t expect bondage … Continue reading →