Category Archives: Antique Bakery

With the kidnapping case resolved, the police thank Tachibana. Yoshioka: Thanks for everything you did, Tachibana- and don’t worry, we won’t reveal your name as a low-life collaborating snitch! Udagawa: It’s just as well you got there when you did, … Continue reading →

Tachibana finds himself trapped in yet another Flashback Mode about his kidnapping. Young Tachibana: Mother, it was awful! And the worst thing wasn’t being taken from my family and forced to live with a strange man- it was eating cakes … Continue reading →

Tachibana has a Flashback Mode about how he escaped his captor by stabbing him in the leg. Tachibana: I don’t want any more strawberries! Kidnapper: Wait! Would raspberries have been better? In the present, Ono presents a new cake. Eiji: … Continue reading →

It’s a new day at Antique Bakery, and against all odds, Eiji’s fig cake is selling well. Tachibana: Who would have thought such plain cake would sell this well? All those cooking shows about fine dining have lied to me! … Continue reading →

The episode begins in the home of a female writer as she types up a story; for comedy’s sake, we shall pretend she is a food critic. (Woman: The meal was absolutely awful. The potatoes were undercooked; I’ve cracked my … Continue reading →

Despite it being August at the time of airing in the real world, Christmas has arrived in Antique world, and Ono has prepared some special cakes. Tachibana: Is that white stuff on the cake chocolate? Ono: Er, no…you’ll find out … Continue reading →

Through the magic of television, we’ve jumped ahead to several months after Antique’s opening. Everything is perfect, and everyone is happy. THE END. Or not, because a new HARD GAY man is in town, and he’s packing red roses! He … Continue reading →

At his dorm, Eiji’s former colleagues are lusting over his body. Boxer: I want Eiji-san’s body! Boxer #2: It’s no good- I can’t take it anymore! The coach enters.

Outside the bakery, Chigake thinks about Ono and gets a RAGING HARD-ON. (Chikage: Ono, take me in your arms and let me the rich chocolate sauce to your creamy profiterole!) At closing time, Tachibana calls Chikage in. Chikage: What is … Continue reading →

The day of the grand opening has finally arrived. Tachibana: Antique- open for business! Ono: Sweet cakes and HARD GAY for all! Eiji: Why’s it called ‘Antique’ anyway? Unfortunately, the rain ensures a lack of customers- at least until one … Continue reading →