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Pumpkin Scissors parody 7 part I

Whilst Alice is forced to stay home and endure the twin evils of HARD YURI and STRAIGHT with her sisters and fiancé respectively, the rest of Section III is sent out to investigate an anonymous tip about a new form … Continue reading

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Pumpkin Scissors parody 6 part II

“Excuse me, do you know anything about BI?” “I don’t think we’re going to get any BI here- these people are completely inexperienced.”

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Pumpkin Scissors parody 6 part I

When Randel finds an abandoned baby, everyone wonders if it is his HARD GAY lovechild, but when Alice and the others decide to search for the mother, they get distracted by a desire to try some BI with the local … Continue reading

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Pumpkin Scissors parody 5 part II

“We, er, thought a bit of HARD GAY might help him recuperate.”

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Pumpkin Scissors parody 5 part I

Randel is stuck in the hospital without any hope of HARD GAY- at least until he gets a new partner in the next bed. Meanwhile, Oreld and Machs plot to have some threesome action just as soon as they can … Continue reading

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Pumpkin Scissors parody 4

Tank has always been the most difficult form of HARD GAY to attempt, but Section III has been tasked with the mission of uncovering its secrets. But will even Randel ‘Tank Master’ Oland and his unique HARD GAY techniques be … Continue reading

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Pumpkin Scissors parody 3

When the Pumpkin Scissors unit is sent to a village to practise their Drill and Pickaxe skills, they meet unexpected resistance from the locals, who seem to have an aversion to any sort of HARD GAY. Can Alice ever hope … Continue reading

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Pumpkin Scissors parody 2

When a feudal lord decides to inflict new HARD GAY techniques on his populace, the Pumpkin Scissors are sent in to ensure that no one is being forced into the bedroom against their will. Will Alice, new recruit Randal and … Continue reading

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Pumpkin Scissors parody 1

Lieutenant Alice Malvin, a woman with a penchant for using a ‘sword’, and Randel Oland, a man with mysterious powers of HARD GAY- two main characters who were destined to meet by virtue of being in the same series. Could … Continue reading

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Annual Round-Up: 2006

I can now exclusively reveal that the reason my blog is so HARD GAY is because I have Lui chained up in my basement. As the days became depressingly short and winter tightened its grip upon the land, I had … Continue reading

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