Category Archives: Romeo X Juliet

Ophelia kisses Juliet. Juliet: No! I don’t want to turn HARD YURI! Meanwhile, Francisco, Curio , Conrad and Tybalt are stuck outside. Francisco: It looks like we aren’t even important enough to be allowed into the final area. Tybalt: I … Continue reading →

Everyone has been patiently waiting in the throne room since last episode. Romeo: Juliet, I now declare that you are Grand Duchess of Neo Verona. Use your main character power to save the people whilst I go back to the … Continue reading →

Juliet is angsting over her destiny when Tybalt appears. Tybalt: Juliet, I must have some kind of plot role to justify my existence- therefore I must insist that I be the one to kill Montague. Juliet: Hatred and anger is … Continue reading →

Picking up where last episode left off. Ophelia: Yes, the time has come for you to have TREE with Escalus and thus turn into one yourself, proving the superiority of WOOD over mere flesh. Juliet passes out, and awakens later … Continue reading →

At the village, Romeo finds that all the crops have failed, crushing his Harvest Moon dreams. Romeo: How can this be happening? I followed all the instructions in the manual! Giovanni: Looks like we bought a special edition of Harvest … Continue reading →

Romeo shows Juliet his masterwork, the Harvest Moon village. Romeo: As you can see, it isn’t perfect- this one tiny field that holds all my livestock isn’t ideal, and my great plans to have everyone live here one day might … Continue reading →

Juliet and her allies hold a meeting. Francisco: What we need to do is somehow assemble a previously unmentioned group of HORSE cavalry for an all-out attack. Conrad: So what we need to do is start recruiting generics. Francisco: Yes- … Continue reading →

Emilia, Conrad and Shakespeare ride towards the summer house. Emilia: Wow, it’s episode seventeen and I’m still getting screen time! I thought I was going to be a one shot character! Shakespeare: Can you shut up for a moment? I … Continue reading →

At the Keep, Hermione confronts Mercutio. Hermione: I somehow magically heard that there was an accident in the mines! Do you think Romeo survived? Mercutio: Unfortunately, he did, which puts paid to my plans of becoming the main character. Hermione: … Continue reading →