Category Archives: Parodies

Kakunojo relives her stabbing of Akidzuki in her dreams. She wakes up screaming. (Kakunojo: Help, I can’t stand being stuck in flashbacks!) Enomoto’s ship is about to reach the land of Ezo. The generics cheer. Generics: At last we don’t … Continue reading →

Much to the delight of all the generics waiting for BI, Enomoto comes out onto the deck of his ship. Generic: It’s Enomoto! He must be planning some special BI! Samurai Generic: Hmm, let’s not judge his prowess in the … Continue reading →

Two of Hijikata’s compatriots arrive. Hijikata: Ah, it seems my regular lovers are here. Sorry, Akidzuki, but I must bid you farewell for now. (Akidzuki: No, don’t leave me- we still need to have many, many more HARD GAY sessions!) … Continue reading →

Whilst Kakunojo collapses from her first Sword experience, elsewhere generic armies are having Gun and Sword. Historical figure Hijikata arrives. Hijikata: Friend or enemy- I will cut down anyone who does not give me good HARD GAY! After returning to … Continue reading →

Akidzuki heads north in search of the Lord’s Head, with Kakunojo behind him (Akidzuki: I’ve managed to get her to walk several paces behind, but why can’t she leave me alone? What if I get mistaken as BI, or even … Continue reading →

On the deck of his flagship, Enomoto addresses his men. Enomoto: Men, you all exist to service to me- your lives and Liangs are in my hands. Brunet: It’s all very well to say that, but there’s something everyone wants … Continue reading →