Category Archives: Parodies

Some jewel merchants offer their wares to Russian Empress Elizabeth. Elizabeth: These jewels bore me. I have no intention of purchasing goods from characters as generic as you. In a blatant stroke of irony, d’Eon’s party are attempting to enter … Continue reading →

The Four Musketeers get in their carriage and depart for Russia. Robin thinks back to a conversation with the Queen. Marie: The stolen Psalm of the King is a very powerful key item. Those who acquire it can become boss … Continue reading →

Marie talks to her skull, Belle. Marie: It seems that d’Eon is still unwilling to unleash the fully fury of his repressed passions. We must make him see the light, for only as a woman can he unlock the keys … Continue reading →

The Four Musketeers hold a meeting. Teillagory polishes his ‘sword’. Durand: Whilst off screen, I was able to discover some information about the evil Russian. He’ll be attending a meeting with a tailor at eight tonight. Robin: You mean he’s … Continue reading →

Orleans and Saint-Germain watch as Callon is whipped. Orleans: Since I am evil, I must punish my underlings accordingly. Saint-Germain: Unfortunately, we don’t seem to have any other named underlings so we’ll have to send him out again. Callon, I … Continue reading →

Our heroes are confronted by HARD YURI Gargoyles, who stand still and wave their weapons around. Robin: Everyone, we need to equip our weapons before the enemy takes their turn! D’Eon: I don’t know if I can attack these innocent … Continue reading →

Through the power of recap, d’Eon is once again seen finding Bernice and transforming into Lia. Bernice: Now that you’ve had ample time to transform into a woman and say your piece, I will stop standing around and start attacking! … Continue reading →

18th century Paris is seen. D’Eon narrates. D’Eon: It was a time of chaos and darkness, of HARD GAY, HARD YURI and BI. I, d’Eon de Beaumont, would like to tell a story of this time, of the comrades who … Continue reading →